David A Robertson

Fuck your feelings. No more bullshit. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

[David A Robertson @drironteeth]

Still true today @SiriusXMOctane

[David A Robertson @drironteeth]

Hey @SiriusXMOctane ….maybe you don’t remember?

[Tyrann Mathieu @Mathieu_Era]

Can I return back to college football?
I only played 2 seasons, should have 2 more eligibility years left….

Can you find me a judge in Louisiana who can see to it that Honey Badger gets to finish his last 2 years of college football?
Who’s going to say no ?????

[Playteaux @Playteaux1]

The Lt. Dan of Birds

[Nurse Lioness @CardioFixer]

Did you know these strange but true facts about our great state 48?

Arizona: Where even the cacti have more rights than you:

- We were the LAST contiguous state to join the Union… on Valentine’s Day in 1912. Romantic, right?

- Kill a saguaro cactus = up to 1 year in prison. (they’re basically our state pets)

- We let women vote 8 years BEFORE the rest of the country. Girl power since forever!

- Our name literally means “little spring”… yeah, in a state that’s mostly desert.

Geographical & Natural Oddities:

- We bought the real London Bridge for $2.4M, shipped it, and rebuilt it in Lake Havasu. England’s loss, our vibe.

- The Sonoran Desert can freeze solid, that’s why saguaros stop at a certain line. Prickly but dramatic!

- Montezuma Well: A sinkhole pumping 1.5 million gallons of arsenic water a day… but it has its own unique creatures that live nowhere else. Nature’s toxic spa.

- Grand Canyon has ZERO dinosaur fossils, the rocks are way older. Sorry, Jurassic Park fans.

Weirdest facts:

- First McDonald’s drive-thru? Born in Sierra Vista in 1975, because soldiers couldn’t leave their cars in uniform.

- In 1997, the Governor and half of Phoenix saw a giant V-shaped UFO. Still no explanation.

- Our flag has a copper star because we’re America’s #1 copper producer. Bling on the flag!

- We have more mountains than Switzerland… and way better sunsets.

Arizona: Dry, prickly, and proudly weird. 😎🌵

[Zay @THEL0VESPACE]

Seahawks: Can’t wait to run it back and try to go back to back!

49ers: Can’t wait to get healthy again and show the league we’re serious!

Rams: We have the best offense in the NFL and just traded for a top corner!

Average Cardinals subplot:

[Chuzz @chuzztopher]

Man goes viral for having all of UofA’s rose bowl appearances tattooed on his arm!

[𝕐o̴g̴ @Yoda4ever]

He was bored and then said, "Oh yeah, here's that dog!" 🐈🐾🐶😅

[Mario Nawfal @MarioNawfal]

🇺🇸 🇮🇷 Before a single U.S. fighter enters Iranian airspace, this small jet goes in first.

The EA-18G Growler is the tip of the spear.

It can overwhelm enemy radar with spot jamming, project a digital clone of itself to trick missiles into chasing a ghost, or beam entire fleets of fake jets onto enemy screens.

Source: AiTelly on YT

[All 90's Alternative Rock @all90saltrock]

Pearl Jam playing “Black” at Seattle’s Magnuson Park (Sept 20, 1992) is one of those shows where you can feel the air change. Eddie straight up admits it’s hard to sing, asks the crowd to help, and then the whole place carries it with him. Absolute goosebumps.

[Fem Mindset @fem_mindset]

If a man stops arguing it means...📌

[Will @WillAttract]

"Why do men come home from work... and sit quietly for 20 to 30 minutes?"

[Weekday Jokes @weekdayjokes]

A good wife will always be by your side during bad times.

Mostly to remind you that none of this would've happened if you had just listened to her

[Gryphon @Gryph911]

This is a good break down of Gen X and older millennials

[Rare 🇺🇸 @RareImagery]

The All Drug Olympics!

[🏁【 Alerta F1 】🏁 @AlertaF1]

Lo que muchos esperábamos de la presentación del Cadillac en el Super Bowl.

📽️ Fanone Club|IG📽️

[sui @birdabo]

some mf built a website to avoid black people 😭😭😭

https://t.co/7DfpTriddY

[Out of Context Human Race @NoContextHumans]

Still one of my favourite videos of all time

[Jen @SweetTexanRose]

I never knew I needed a word so badly in my life. 🤣 Volume up for a clear explanation. 😂

[SCIENCE FACTORY ltd. @1996SF]

犬は、
「今」を生きていると思われがちだ。

でも本当は、
昨日までの痕跡だけを頼りに、
今日の世界を確かめている。

犬は日付を知らない。
何歳かも、何年目かも数えない。
それでも、
確かに積み重なっていくものがある。

朝の空気。
鍵の音。
靴を履く速さ。
声の調子。
帰ってくるときの足取り。

あなたが外に出るたび、
犬は「待つ」という行為を更新する。
同じ場所で、
同じ姿勢で、
同じ気配を拾いながら。

それは退屈でも忍耐でもない。
犬にとっては、
世界が続いているかを確かめる作業だ。

年を重ねると、
動き出すまでに少し間ができる。
階段の前で考える。
名前を呼ばれてから一拍置く。

衰えではない。
履歴が増えただけだ。

若いころは刺激が先に立ち、
今は記憶が先に立つ。
世界を、慎重に参照しながら生きている。

夜。
あなたが帰ると、
犬は大きな達成感を持たない。

ただ、
「今日も世界は壊れなかった」
その事実を体に収める。

犬の一生は短い、と人は言う。
けれど犬に残るのは、
時間でも年数でもない。

何度同じ名前を呼ばれたか。
何度同じ気配の中で眠れたか。

その総量が、
犬の一生になる。

そして最後まで残るのは、
あなたがいる世界だった、
という記憶だけだ。