Drisky Business

Trying to do more in a world of people doing less

[Drisky Business @driscolla93]

*checks plane ticket prior to boarding*
Me: okay seat 12D
*2 seconds later, in line to board, checks again*
Me: okay yeah, seat 12D, that's what I thought
*about to board plane, nervously sweating*
Me: WHAT IS MY SEAT ASSIGNMENT

[Drisky Business @driscolla93]

All Dawgs (particularly Darius Garland and EXCLUSIVELY NOT DESHAUN MF WATSON) go to Heaven (the finals)

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I agree Go Cavs

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.@MrCavalier34 - going to the game tonight, can we get a shoutout from deep in the Q for the people in LOUDVILLE who will be throwin the hammer down?

[Drisky Business @driscolla93]

.@MrCavalier34 - going to the game tonight, can we get a shoutout from deep in the Q for the people in LOUDVILLE who will be throwin the hammer down?

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You deserve less than last place @Browns

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@kivas508 It's just confirming you have excellent taste and is really satisfying

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Many people don't know this but the greatest compliment in the culinary world is when, as a customer, your server says "ah great choice"

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And in unprecedented playoff history the Astros Yankees series gets endlessly rain delayed and they both lose like they deserve to

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AYE AYE CAPTAIN

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ARE YOU READY KIDS

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ARE YOU READY KIDS

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Waking up this morning:

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ARE YOU READY KIDS

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Why would I use a nice duffle bag when I have this perfectly good Jeff Ruby's bag

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@kgwaitro I didn't know how else to express it. This came close

[Drisky Business @driscolla93]

Me today:
They'll always be my team. Nick Chubb and Myles Garrett may be 2 of my favorite people ever. But I also love Baker and the Browns royally fucked him over and he didn't deserve it and he'll always be my QB1 and I hate #4. I should be really happy today and I'm not

[Drisky Business @driscolla93]

Good morning, happy Sunday, great day to be a Panthers fan!

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@lizcalvey77 JMac to you

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Why does everyone who uses Bluetooth audio to make phone calls in their car act surprised that the other person cannot understand them every time they use Bluetooth audio to make a phone call

[Drisky Business @driscolla93]

@GFox77 What a Gentleminion

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@lizcalvey77 I did this with Dominos that I thought I ordered for 2AM that got delivered at 2PM the following day 🤗

[Drisky Business @driscolla93]

A tale of two countries: A national right to carry and a national mandate to carry