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Copywriter at @anomaly | Officially boring

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Okay, so a really bizarre thing happened today. I was in the (amazing vegan co-op) Bonnington Cafe in Vauxhall with my brother.

He goes for a piss and comes back with an odd look on his face.

‘I think you should go to the toilet.’

I don’t really need to go, but whatever...

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K bye 👋

[Funny Women @funnywomen]

2023 COMEDY WRITING AWARD SHORTLIST ANNOUNCED!

We proudly present this year’s Comedy Writing Award Shortlist over on our website.

#FWAwards23

https://t.co/A3QyspRbUx

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@GerryMcBride I never tweet, but this thread just inspired me to dig these two icons out of my ‘obsolete junk’ drawer 🥲

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@sallysculthorpe Congratulations! What a little beaut xx

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@nickw84 @KatoAbes Oooh one episode and I’m obsessed - Catfish meets Watchdog *badoom tish*

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Narrator: she did not, in fact, give it a go.

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Maybe I'll give tweeting a go again. What's the worst that can happen?

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@LuckyGenerals Doesn’t it tell the date as well as the time?

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@amencarini Haha I'm thinking more...

Me: expresses mild opinion about oat milk / Tuesdays / why baked potatoes are nice

Complete strangers:

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@MULLET_FAN_NEO @goulcher @ol__mun made me think of you!

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@gray Does it not just contain lots of relevant words? I see SAINT MARY GARDENS YORK HOLY HAIL GOD

Can absolutely see how it might have been a teaching tool for monks, or even just a game?

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@HendinArts @ShutUpAndrea Ha! I used to take that bus to college and drink in aforementioned pub. Can confirm that exclamation mark is a new addition and the Tally Ho was a bleak, bleak pub in a bleak, bleak area, possibly most famous for featuring briefly in Shaun of the Dead.

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@Charlottehugh1 @Anomaly Welcooooome! X

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@HelenZaltzman @DawnHFoster I’ll never forget her merciless bullying of @iamjamesward for (allegedly) drinking babyccinos. He totes deserved it ;) She was so brilliant, online and off. Such a terrible, terrible loss x

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@rabbitinahat Happy birthday BB! x

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Disclaimer: as an entirely English person, I completely resemble a furious potato, except for a couple of weeks in August when I resemble a furious strawberry.

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The BBC cameraman when he spots someone in the England crowd who doesn’t look like a furious potato #Euro2020Final

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I saw this poster in my old student union and instantly aged by 10,000 years…

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You what now?