Chris Werner

Chicago sports fan, Autism haver/advocate, founder of LAZI apparel

[B. Miller @BlaiseInKC]

Being disappointed in Happy Gilmore 2 is like being disappointed in a gas station hot dog.
It was never pretending to be something it wasn’t.

[Chris Werner @drivablepar3]

@MacStone00 I was wondering the same thing

[Stavros @StavrosForever]

The worst part of Caitlin Clark is that she's just a shot-chucker. I mean, yeah, she scored 32 points, but only 9 assists and 8 rebounds on her return?? Totally one-dimensional!

[Chris Werner @drivablepar3]

.@EliseMenaker is HILARIOUS! The “I went to college with you” joke was perfect @WatchMarquee #Cubs

[Chris Werner @drivablepar3]

@MAdamsStatGuy Curry vs. Dennis Rodman

[OJ 🎯 @THEREALDAWG74]

Another UCONN and SOUTH CAROLINA championship 😭😂😂😂and ppl really think CC wasn't GOATED for getting Iowa in that mf TWICE 😭😭😭

[Chris Werner @drivablepar3]

@SuperTimG132 She was too expensive

[Chris Werner @drivablepar3]

@acaseofthegolf1 @dylan_wu59 Excellent flow to this piece!

[Chris Werner @drivablepar3]

@acaseofthegolf1 @DunningGolf I don’t think we have a launch monitor that can measure swing speeds that low.

[Chris Werner @drivablepar3]

@Ejcohen17 @thedbk E town legend returns home

[Chris Werner @drivablepar3]

@matt_mcgowan12 @dipregame 🥹

[Colin McTamany @Colin_McT]

Thomas Brown getting promoted from Chicago Bears passing game coordinator to offensive coordinator to interim head coach in the matter of 17 days:

[Chris Werner @drivablepar3]

@rachel_schilke I’ve been numb for the last 6 Sundays.

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@kennaroering @AthlonSports Wooooooo

[Chris Werner @drivablepar3]

@Ejcohen17 @WashPostHS LET’S FREAKING GOOOO!!!! Proud of you, Eli!!!

[Joseph LaMagna @JosephLaMagna]

what can be: unburdened by what has been:

[Chris Werner @drivablepar3]

What the hell are we doing

[End Wokeness @EndWokeness]

An absolute travesty at the Olympics.

Angela Carini is forced to box against a biological male. She quits after just 45 seconds, and cries hysterically as her opponent is declared the winner.

Don't look away. This is wokeness.

[Scott Agness @ScottAgness]

Purdue guard Lance Jones plans to join the Pacers for Summer League, league source tells @FieldhouseFiles.

[Chris Werner @drivablepar3]

@PGATUOR Left, Akshay

[Chris Werner @drivablepar3]

Ask for and seek help, it is not weak, in fact it is exactly the opposite ❤️

[Monday Q Info @acaseofthegolf1]

I've hesitated to write publish this article for many reasons. But I also think the stigma of suicide and mental illness needs to be talked about
My article on why the news of Grayson Murray's suicide hit me different and what its like to want to die.
https://t.co/vpdgN7I2Lp