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If Oprah is God, what does that make Stedman? Mary Magdalene? Religious questions can be so complex.

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Ever wonder who's guarding the guards? Chaperoning the chaperones? Policing the police? Butchering the butchers? Wait...what just happened?

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What do you think Dennis Franz is doing right now?

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The mullet is what God uses to separate the wheat from the chaff. Seems obvious...but some folks just need to learn this the hard way.

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Do you think Russians can see Sarah Palin from their houses?