nicholas offerman

cartoonist who did Sprinkles and Do Geese See God and other stuff too

[nicholas offerman @drivewaydave]

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[New York Mets @Mets]

HE'S A MENACE! 🕷️

[The Athletic @TheAthletic]

Union shop stewards inside SoFi Stadium near Los Angeles are handing out buttons which read ‘Kick ICE Out’ for workers to wear at the venue hosting FIFA’s World Cup match between the United States and Paraguay on Friday night.

The Unite Here Local Eleven union represents over 2,000 workers at the venue who largely work in food and beverage concessions, including cooks, dishwashers, servers and bartenders. The Athletic received images of both cooks and bartenders wearing the buttons.

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[non-insane automaton @steelydante]

getting so pissed off about a movie thst i forget my gender

[Adam Crafton @AdamCrafton_]

One of my favorite anecdotes from the build-up to this World Cup, which reveals so much about the collision between FIFA and U.S. cities.

The day a FIFA exec told Los Angeles that LA needed to be “put on the map.”

@TheAthleticFC

[Adam Johnson @adamjohnsonCHI]

the part where Brad Pitt casually jokes about executing an Iraqi for defending himself from an occupying army’s attack dog is the most quintessentially American trailer moment. Just perfect pandering 10/10

[nicholas offerman @drivewaydave]

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[nicholas offerman @drivewaydave]

Right Where We Left It - pg. 47

[nicholas offerman @drivewaydave]

You hate too see it

[NHL News @PuckReportNHL]

⚠️ Carter Hart is the first goalie to concede 4+ goals in each of the first 5 games of a Stanley Cup Final. #ForgedInGold

[Duncan Alexander @oilysailor]

we're on course for 312 red cards at the 2026 World Cup

[Rodger Sherman @rodger]

Shakira has now officially appeared at more World Cup tournaments (4) than Gerard Pique (3)

[Press Gazette @pressgazette]

NYT-owned The Athletic, normally paywalled, says it is making its World Cup coverage free to read in its app until the day of the final on 19 July.

[Alessandro 🇧🇷🇺🇦🇵🇸 @aledornell]

On the 1974 Bangladesh famine

[Gayest Tone @gayest_tone]

That’s not true, your dad fought a war with the Vietnamese and one with a tumor, and God didn’t let him win either of them.

[philip lewis @Phil_Lewis_]

OG Anunoby they will write stories about you

[noah kulwin @nkulw]

The greatest team of all time

[Ishaan Tharoor @ishaantharoor]

FIFA's president can invent a farcical peace prize to flatter the ego of the president of the United States and spend months pandering to his political project, but Haiti's national team can't acknowledge their national struggle for independence because it's too "political"

[noah kulwin @nkulw]

hatred of immigrants is a sign of moral weakness. one of the more obvious tells that you're just not a good person.