Makenzie's Driving

[Makenzie's Driving @drivingftmak]

*gets brand new red mercedes*

*crashes it 3 days in*

[Makenzie's Driving @drivingftmak]

Comes into a stoplight 60 mph and screeches to not hit innocent pedestrians

[Makenzie's Driving @drivingftmak]

Me when I make the lane change to turn right on Flower coming home from school:

[Makenzie's Driving @drivingftmak]

The dirt under my fingernails is more important than holding the steering wheel

[Makenzie's Driving @drivingftmak]

#ThankfulFor my porches breaks for saving me from a lot of potential detrimental accidents

[Makenzie's Driving @drivingftmak]

"If you get pulled over on Easter that's fucked up"

[Makenzie's Driving @drivingftmak]

Been on the road for 5 minutes and already came close to rear ending someone #staytuned

[Makenzie's Driving @drivingftmak]

*in regards to driving in a parking lot* what the fuck is this

[Makenzie's Driving @drivingftmak]

"I can't see while I'm driving, anybody else?"

[Makenzie's Driving @drivingftmak]

Safe

[Makenzie's Driving @drivingftmak]

Relativity should have a directions class because I need a refresher

[Makenzie's Driving @drivingftmak]

Why can't I turn left at a red light?? When am I ever supposed to go??

[Makenzie's Driving @drivingftmak]

*in regards to finding a parking spot in LACS* Sydney-"right there" Makenzie- "ugh god why do you have to be so nasty" #oh

[Makenzie's Driving @drivingftmak]

Woah there almost hit a homeless man!!!!

[Makenzie's Driving @drivingftmak]

Pulls in lane where car with hazards is... I thought they were going to move!!!

[Makenzie's Driving @drivingftmak]

Almost couldn't complete this tweet because of Mak's vigorous lane changes and my phone flying to the back seat

[Makenzie's Driving @drivingftmak]

Goes into opposing traffic lane to avoid cone.... Still hits cone

[Makenzie's Driving @drivingftmak]

"I brace for impact every time we are at an intersection" -Jordan Pollak

[Makenzie's Driving @drivingftmak]

*Almost hits pedestrians* "Ugh god what the fuck!!!"

[Makenzie's Driving @drivingftmak]

*Stops at green light*