dr bri PHD

i wouldn’t front the scene if you paid me, i’m just the way that the doctor made me

[dr bri PHD @driwithab]

if being happy is a crime, i am a law abiding citizen

[dr bri PHD @driwithab]

kinda day where u listen to neutral milk hotel and stare at the floor

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Hunter Biden says he is "a little bit gay" on podcast The Luke Beasley Show.

He specified that he is 48.6% gay.

(https://t.co/lSpj9R3dBk)

[AlphaHat🐀 @alphahat05]

2 Wild squids find an apple

[dr bri PHD @driwithab]

@parmajawnrind @pinkchipbag juni mentioned

[Gila Muenster @parmajawnrind]

@pinkchipbag what do you think?

[niamh @WAKEUPDONNlE]

avril lavigne? What an odd name for a cat but cute i g-

oh my fucking god that is quite literally avril lavigne

["IVY" @OPENSORECH0RUS]

Being the Only One that Does Dishes in ur house will Twist ur Mental Images of your roommates into something Ugly and Inhuman

[DARCE ⚜️ ⋆ˎˊ˗ @WAYBRIGHTED]

They dont need a flag at all #tbh

[Marlboro Apologist @CyclicalYearner]

Horror game where your only source of light is when you hit your vape

[⟡˙⋆abby⋆˙⟡ @abmoneyxo]

lime juice star ice cubes in my Diet Coke.

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

if that’s comfortable for you man…

[ᴀʟᴇᴄ 🍃 @alecsbutt]

ROBOTS HAVE TAKEN OVER THE WORLD.......🤖

[激かわ動物 @Gekikawa_Dbts]

早く渡って^^;

[Birds Colour 🕊️ @birdscolour56]

Groovin’ to the beat 🎶

[dumbass👻🎃🧡💟☃️ @ungratefuljed]

if society is gonna regress this much we should be smoking inside again too

[Rob Gucci @heatdaddy69420]

Throwing up in the airport is so fucking rockstar. A badge of honor showing you went hard as fuck. I respect that. Some people go hiking and get matchas on Saturdays and talk about boring shit and that’s fine, but some people are dry heaving in the airport before they sit in row 29b. I love that more

[dr bri PHD @driwithab]

@real_catto

[ℬ𝓊𝒷𝒷𝓁𝑒𝓈 🫧🩵🧚🏽‍♀️ @PassTheCheesee]

KRUSTY KRAB IS UNFAIR! MR. KRABS IS IN THERE! STANDING AT THE CONCESSION!
PLOTTING HIS OPPRESSION!

[⟡⋆˙♡ ݁˖⟡ @xxk1llsw1tchxx]

And for the lady, perhaps a xanax?