Stephanie Drake

IG: drizzy_sdrake 🌈

[Kevin Farzad @KevinFarzad]

Was I very productive this week? No. But was I able to rest and relax? Also no. But was I gentle with myself about all of this? No

[Stephanie Drake @drizzy_sdrake]

My gf can sing but she doesn’t like show it off in that annoying way in the car and I love that lol

[Stephanie Drake @drizzy_sdrake]

The amount of money I save by ordering and picking up groceries is actually insane

[Stephanie Drake @drizzy_sdrake]

Girls still kiss girls for “fun” that’s so weird to me

[Stephanie Drake @drizzy_sdrake]

My ex used to say the word “Christine” when meaning ‘pristine’ and I never told her she was wrong. I hope she still says it

[Stephanie Drake @drizzy_sdrake]

I think I’d rather be a hunter gatherer at this point. Life is hard lol

[Stephanie Drake @drizzy_sdrake]

I cannot sit up in bed and drink coffee without choking on it like a child and it going down the wrong pipe I hate it here

[Stephanie Drake @drizzy_sdrake]

My gf is working from home and has to scold one of her workers I’m like 😅😅🫠

[Stephanie Drake @drizzy_sdrake]

I helped a man get a lil gas earlier today cuz I was feeling nice now I feel like I was set up cuz I was away from my car and going to be sex trafficked so I’m going to check for things 😂🥺

[Stephanie Drake @drizzy_sdrake]

And calling for protests 👀🙄

[Brian Entin @BrianEntin]

Former President Donald Trump says he will be arrested on Tuesday in connection with the investigation by the Manhattan District Attorney.

[Stephanie Drake @drizzy_sdrake]

I have been proven to have the mind of a guy when it comes to like cooking or cleaning lol

[Stephanie Drake @drizzy_sdrake]

My gf and i usually go about a week without seeing eachother but I swear the hour and a half drive takes the longestttt

[Stephanie Drake @drizzy_sdrake]

Thank god she’s a lil blind and a lil deaf cuz I can be annoying and kinda ugly 😂 but ooooof I’m lucky

[Stephanie Drake @drizzy_sdrake]

Nudes for V day will always win my heart idc

[Stephanie Drake @drizzy_sdrake]

My new fun thing to do is ask people I’d they’re Swifties and if there’s any hesitation I just walk away

[Stephanie Drake @drizzy_sdrake]

“I love you so fucking much. You’re a dumb bitch but I do” - my gf lmao

[Stephanie Drake @drizzy_sdrake]

I have a financial adviser now I feel like an aduuuult

[Stephanie Drake @drizzy_sdrake]

Alcohol is legit poison to me. I had 1 drink last night and have thrown up 3 times today. I’m so annoyed lol and that’s why I’m a pot head

[Stephanie Drake @drizzy_sdrake]

The love I have is so special. Watch me have a whole ass baby in like a year and a half lol

[Stephanie Drake @drizzy_sdrake]

I hate when I think of funny comebacks or one liners like a day late 😂