🌴LA bred, Chicago Fed 🥶 Pretty much just here to post random thoughts I have, rant about shows/movies I watch, & stupid lessons I’m learning in life. 🙃
Everybody was all like “Fuck Ginger Spice” but as we’re learning about Ginger and Scary’s secret lesbean relationship… it should really be “Fuck Mel B” because she was too SCARY to be in a relationship with Gerri 👀
…We definitely owe Gerri an apology 🇬🇧👗🙏🏽 #spicegirls#melb
I mean… I’ve been looking for new material 😂
I was talkin shit about the smoke in Chicago…so Chicago really decided to give me all the smoke! Woke up with heartburn and my car getting stolen 😂 I’m a true Chicagoan now.
PSA: don’t get a Hyundai!
Here are some summer tips and tricks:
• Drink more water!!
• Carry deodorant with you!
(This goes for men AND women! There are travel size deodorants that fit in your pocket/purse! Don’t be musty this summer.)
• Always bring a light jacket for the night
Friendly PSA: if you know you gon be flying and confined in a space with OTHER people… PLEASE! 👏🏽 FUCKIN! 👏🏽 SHOWER! 👏🏽 You dirty fucks! 🤮
#airport#psa#wtf#yanasty#WHY#idontunderstand 😩
Current shows in my rotation:
•White Lotus on @hbomax
•Welcome to Chippendales on @hulu
•Valeria on @netflix
•Uncharted 4 on @PlayStation 4 🤣
Any other show suggestions and/or movies??
Miss USA is the Miss Universe 2022. The fact that she’s also a pride Filipino. Congrats USA. Thank you for raising our flag in behalf of the Filipinos. Celeste Cortesi & R’Bonney Gabriel are the pride of the Philippines.
#MissUniverse2022#Cele5te