Tony the Marrow

It's an equilibrium; you put wine in, you get golf out.

[Tony the Marrow @drjatn]

@Novartis A few years ago I was sent this grotesque waste of natural resources promotional mailshot. You need to recycle it. How do I get it to you, at no cost to the NHS? I trust you would never make such a thing again?

[Tony the Marrow @drjatn]

@LarryXWord @Amanda_Balionis Old rules, buddy. The new rules make it clear that if the ball is still moving at the base of the cup it is still holed. The "at rest" is to stop folks claiming a holed ball that has gone in and bounced out.

[Tony the Marrow @drjatn]

This thread is delightful. One for you @JulianFootprint

[London Review Bookshop @LRBbookshop]

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[Tony the Marrow @drjatn]

@JulianFootprint He's a class act.

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[Tony the Marrow @drjatn]

@JulianFootprint Do you know what a penis is, eh, eh?

[Tony the Marrow @drjatn]

@JulianFootprint Slightly worried about that rough.

[Tony the Marrow @drjatn]

@JulianFootprint @lwrmorris Aye, 'appen.

[Tony the Marrow @drjatn]

@JulianFootprint Fans are mostly educated by the local TV coverage. In England the TV companies always show close-ups of the man on the ball so most people don't understand what players do off the ball. Compare to Italian TV coverage.

[Tony the Marrow @drjatn]

@BettinardiGolf Didn't use the Betti though!

[LA Galaxy @LAGalaxy]

Advice: watch these highlights.

#LAvLAFC

[Tony the Marrow @drjatn]

@BeltaBaby @JulianFootprint I have been looking.

[Tony the Marrow @drjatn]

Of the 5 autographs my son got at @TheOpen this year 2, @haotong_li and @F_Molinari have switched to @BettinardiGolf putters, my favourite brand. 3 to go.

[Tony the Marrow @drjatn]

@TheWineSociety @JulianFootprint And that wine is?

[Tony the Marrow @drjatn]

@BeltaBaby Does it cover your face then?

[Tony the Marrow @drjatn]

@JulianFootprint @waitrose @BeltaBaby No room for more wine!

[Tony the Marrow @drjatn]

Such pandering to yanks that David Attenborough says "toona" on #BluePlanet2 . I feel dirty.

[Tony the Marrow @drjatn]

@JulianFootprint A few Ts & Cs to negotiate that make it difficult.

[Kyle Griffin @kylegriffin1]

One of the most bizarre transitions I’ve ever seen a politician make. Just watch Australian MP Bob Katter.

[Close House Golf @CloseHouseGolf]

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