Michael Patrick

I saw a hawk today.

[Michael Patrick @drjones42]

Last night @JahangiriKatie and I hear a bunch of street racers @ 3:45 am. Her immediate reaction is to become Dominic Toretto and talk about she's about to show the "youths" how to live a quarter mile at a time.

[Michael Patrick @drjones42]

Apparently, @JahangiriKatie uses facebook to roast me. I guess she has to practice her trash talk before actually trash talking.

[The Lincoln Project @ProjectLincoln]

As I was saying…

[Tom Morello @tmorello]

One time for the people in the back!

[Michael Patrick @drjones42]

@AAllenGarcia @d3term1ned As expected, it was an ass kicking. I needed a nap after 2k yds. Try, try, again - right?

[Michael Patrick @drjones42]

First swim / @MastersSwimming in a year since the pandemic. I’m a tad nervous.

[The Daily Show @TheDailyShow]

It is what it is.

[Robert Reich @RBReich]

It's time to face the facts. Donald Trump is a fascist. Use the word.

[Calvin and Hobbes Fan Account @Calvinn_Hobbes]

Think about it… #CalvinandHobbes

[Existential Comics (find me on bluesky) @existentialcoms]

When conservatives talk about how much they hate communism, you can usually replace the word "communism" with "equality" and get closer to what they really mean.

[Existential Comics (find me on bluesky) @existentialcoms]

imagine being the kind of person who is more upset that a basketball game is cancelled than the police routinely committing extrajudicial executions in the streets

[The Lincoln Project @ProjectLincoln]

We need 5000 people to respond to this tweet with #TheyKnew and #RubioReport.

Let's make sure Americans know who the @SenateGOP really is.

[Michael Patrick @drjones42]

Such a beautifully difficult question posed by a 6 year old. https://t.co/BoMauTDnIP via @Pocket

[Existential Comics (find me on bluesky) @existentialcoms]

The purpose of philosophy is to examine the underlying assumptions of our society. People who say philosophy is useless apparently think this work is finished, and what you see now is the ideologically perfect society.

I don't know about you, but this seems a bit off to me.

[Tom Morello @tmorello]

“Some of those who work forces/Are the same that burn crosses”-ZDLR

[Michael Patrick @drjones42]

Remember when twitter was a mix of topics and interests that didn't all make you feel like your brain was about to drip despair out the side of your head?

I'm having a hard time with reading the news these days and I think I need a break. Continue the outrage; I'm tired.

[Calvin and Hobbes Fan Account @Calvinn_Hobbes]

Anyone with a kid will understand🤣

[RepresentUs @representus]

THREAD - Thoughts on the #StimulusPackage:

Some aides compared the lobbying frenzy around the stimulus bill to a gold rush. K street lobbyists played a major role in writing the bill, with some politicians even getting personal calls from CEOs of major companies.