dr lemon

Ulysses scholar. Lemon enthusiast. Dandori adept. Loves naps and books. 35f. 35/75📚 cr: Tom’s Crossing

[dr lemon @drjrlemon]

muted someone instead of letting myself get all twisted over their bad faith argument

[Kip Conlon @kipconlon]

A great way I’ve found to relieve stress is lashing out at whomever is near.

[dr lemon @drjrlemon]

@bdjansenphd cleanth brooks reference be still
my heart

[dr lemon @drjrlemon]

maybe when i don't have a toddler

[Simon Sarris @simonsarris]

that even the mess is beautiful

[Sabrina @neu_rot_ic]

adult friendships are just exchanging "im alive just depressed and busy but ily" messages back and forth until the end of time

[dr lemon @drjrlemon]

this goes double for movies. looking at you, Backrooms

[caitlin @caitmckillop]

hate when you read a book with such a fire concept but such a poor execution

[dr lemon @drjrlemon]

@bernardtjoy don't give them any ideas

[dr lemon @drjrlemon]

OMG look at this wonderful creature

[Nick Volpe @nvolpewild]

SPACESHIP MANTIS!!! 🤯💚
These are one of the coolest insects in the Amazon! 🌳

[dr lemon @drjrlemon]

@Cactuscali19912 it's fucking exhausting

[dr lemon @drjrlemon]

this also inadvertently confirms that women should be allowed to act mad as hell when our shoes are uncomfortable. How come I have to act professional in heels but he gets an emmy for whacking folks in irritation

[dr lemon @drjrlemon]

my favorite Sopranos fact:

[The Series & Movies Feed @TheSeriesFeed]

The Skip would’ve been 65 today. Happy birthday to the legendary James Gandolfini.

Can you even imagine a 65 year old Tony Soprano? He’d probably be a retired kingpin sitting in his backyard, complaining about the ducks, yelling at AJ, and driving Carmela crazy.

We all know the show ended with that brutal smash to black, and let's be real, Bobby Bacala said it best: "You probably don't even hear it when it happens." Tony’s story almost certainly ended right there at that booth in Holsten's over a plate of onion rings.

But today isn't about how the character went down; it's about remembering the absolute powerhouse of an actor who made us love a monster. Happy birthday, Jimmy. We miss you❤️

#TheSopranos #TonySoprano #JamesGandolfini

[dr lemon @drjrlemon]

@Metal_Crow oh wtf

[the heart @Fredward3948576]

I hope I am killed during my walk to the kitchen

[Neil Renic @NC_Renic]

Academic job market

[dr lemon @drjrlemon]

@reeetums my heart!!! you’re in good hands :)

[dr lemon @drjrlemon]

@BigPaleTone may i recommend: ch13 bankruptcy?

it’s the same thing but now i’m really embarrassed too

[dr lemon @drjrlemon]

@old_ric i think of this scene when I am irritated at least twice a week 👊

[Blake 🍿 @popcorngobbler]

finding a random account that’s blocked me that I’ve never interacted with is always so funny cause it’s like what post of mine ended up on your feed that made you do that? it’s like a fun little mystery

[Corey Quinn @QuinnyPig]

The secret to getting off of calls you don't want to be on is to hang up in the middle of your own sentence. Only a maniac would hang up on themselves, so you must have gotten disconnected.