Zak Klinghoffer

Urologist. Scarborough surgeon. @OntarioMD Peer Leader

[Zak Klinghoffer @drklinghoffer]

@DrAndrewLoblaw I suppose, when accounting for inflation, my $400 suit from 2009 is getting up there in value.

[Zak Klinghoffer @drklinghoffer]

I am trying to shove a sleeping bag into its storage bag and finding it eerily similar to fixing a paraphimosis.

[Zak Klinghoffer @drklinghoffer]

@BenjiSucher

[Zak Klinghoffer @drklinghoffer]

Today we launch the #Tantrum blockchain, which stores an immutable record of which child picked the first song the last time we were in the car. Our whitepaper can be found under that pile of crayons by the fridge. Or maybe beside that unflushed toilet #DeCri

[Zak Klinghoffer @drklinghoffer]

@_TheUrologist_ @TeamUrology Congrats!

[Naji Touma @njtouma]

It was great having the senior Canadian urology residents this weekend in person ⁦@queensu⁩ for their annual ⁦@Royal_College⁩ exam prep course QUEST. Thanks ⁦@CanUrolAssoc⁩ for sponsoring this event organized by ⁦@TeamUrology⁩ and ⁦@uOttawaUrology⁩

[Canadian Urological Association @CanUrolAssoc]

It is w/profound sadness that we mourn the loss of our own Lorne Aaron, CUA board member & Chair of the Community Urology Cmte. After his courageous battle, he died peacefully surrounded by loved ones. Moments before, his beloved wife Valerie presented him w/the Award of Merit.

[Zak Klinghoffer @drklinghoffer]

@willapaskin If you ever encore or remix this episode, please include this gem of a track I stumbled upon. It would make a perfect outro. I cannot tell whether it is parody or not https://t.co/KvKp5tMj2x

[Zak Klinghoffer @drklinghoffer]

As I help my 4-year-olds construct a cardboard “hospital” for their toys, I can’t help but reflect on how many of our human hospitals around here are also held together by duct tape.

[Zak Klinghoffer @drklinghoffer]

@Bram_Rochwerg No matter which phone you choose to use for Epic, make sure to get a rugged case so your phone doesn’t break when you throw you it at the wall in frustration.

[Naji Touma @njtouma]

@CanUrolAssoc @chumontreal @NaeemBhojani7 @asklepiosgruppe @JonDawson45 @Christi27136262 @drklinghoffer @TrustinDomes @jesse_ory @timaw1 Great course. Thanks @NaeemBhojani7 and @CanUrolAssoc for putting this together.

[Michele James @michele_james18]

Scarborough neighbourhood is first in Toronto to surpass a vaccination rate of 80%! Shout out to Centennial Scarborough neighbourhood where 80.8% of adults age 18+ have had at least one dose of the COVID vaccine. Great work @SHNCares and City of Toronto. @scarb_to

[Kyle Sharratt @sharratt_k]

People of any age can get the vaccine now because if theres one thing I know, the Brunny doesn't check ID

[Zak Klinghoffer @drklinghoffer]

By which year will most small renal mass publications no longer begin with a variation of “the incidence of SRMs has been increasing due to increased utilization of imaging”?

[Zak Klinghoffer @drklinghoffer]

Since surgery in Ontario is shutting down again, I have decided to release oral descriptions of what the cancelled surgeries would have been like, as Non-Fungible Tokens. #nftcollector #onhealth #nft

[Zak Klinghoffer @drklinghoffer]

@MelissaJHuynh @CanUrolAssoc You even got the limited edition pair with 2 right renal veins!

[Zak Klinghoffer @drklinghoffer]

@LuisHPBraga @dreliasuroped @urogil @pacoreed @adrian_gzz @bernarditatronc @bernhardhaid @GregoryTasian @ThomasKolon @CLongURO I’ve been there for these with @LuisHPBraga. His 2 cm measurement is generous. I’m quite certain the incision was smaller!

[Yoni Freedhoff @YoniFreedhoff]

A comparison of permissions the COVID Alert app requires vs. Tik Tok, Facebook, and Twitter. Privacy concerns definitely shouldn't be stopping you from installing.

[Isaac Bogoch @BogochIsaac]

Canada's "COVID Alert" app is now up and running. I just downloaded it.

This will significantly help with contact tracing.

It uses bluetooth, and *DOES NOT* know:
-your location
-your name
-your address
-your phone contacts
-your health info

#COVID19

https://t.co/v3nJ7FxsHv