derek

[derek @drktgn]

@Dubs_Curry not in the same stratosphere as this one my guy

[Justin🦩Boldaji @justinboldaji]

Ochocinco breaking down the athletic failures of a 65 year old man who was trucked by a bison. No other website like it

[FRAG @ffragx]

how the “hell-he-copped-her”

[Flappr @flapprdotnet]

"The fate of unborn millions will now depend, under God, on the courage and conduct of this army. Our cruel and unrelenting enemy leaves us only the choice of brave resistance, or the most abject submission. We have, therefore, to resolve to conquer or die.”

- George Washington, July 2, 1776

[Joe @electionsjoe]

This may be the funniest image of the entire Trump administration.

[autist @litteralyme0]

How life feels when you're so drunk you unlock talking to females

[greg @gandalf_thegreg]

george washington when the british had a 13 colony lead

[Cranky Federalist @CrankyFed]

Your pub's flag isn't on the moon

[Mr Gen 5 @luckyglio]

.@BenStiller’s studio lawyers contacted me telling me to delete this LMAO

[Film Updates @FilmUpdates]

‘HEAT 2’ character lineup:

• Leonardo DiCaprio - Chris Shiherlis
• Christian Bale - Vincent Hanna
• Stephen Graham - Neil McCauley (In Talks)
• Adam Driver - Otis Wardell (In Talks)

A number of actresses are reportedly vying for the role of Sharlene, originated by Ashley Judd.

[Badge @tm32__]

I was in kindergarten. I turn 30 next year. This is the greatest to ever do it.

[Chris Manno @Mann_O_Steel17]

No joke, this is why Americans havent completely bought into soccer.

My Achilles would literally have to be stuck on the bottom of this dudes cleat for me to carry on like that.

This joker got the call, stood up, and played the rest of the match. And Balogun gets the rest of this match, and the next, a win or go home off the pitch.

Clown stuff

[Rob Gucci @heatdaddy69420]

Is this real

[derek @drktgn]

Lmao what a joke! Texans are so proud of of their state and still have this clown in office on their behalf

[Ted Cruz @tedcruz]

Happy Fourth of July!

Today is also the 47th anniversary of the daring Entebbe raid. I was only 5 at the time, but I remember being inspired by the amazing courage of the @IDF team that rescued the hostages & killed the terrorists.

I thought, “that’s a very Texan foreign policy.”

[Clint Russell @LibertyLockPod]

As far as I'm concerned this is a declaration of war on America.
By our own government.

[Anonymous @YourAnonNews]

This is why people built guillotines.
GOP Rep. Troy Nehls, when asked about 60% of Americans struggling with affordability: "Affordability? What are you talking about?... I'm gonna get me a couple of big lobster tails. I'm gonna get me some nice rib eyes... Maybe the 60% of Americans don't work as hard as I do."

[Comrade Misty is Putin’s Buddy @SarcasmStardust]

This is the shit that makes me proud to be American.

[Fullcourtpass @Fullcourtpass]

Jaylen Brown on reports claiming he thinks he's the smartest person in the room:

"No offense to everybody in sports, but the bar is fuckin' low."

(h/t @UnderdogNBA)

[Mike Beauvais @MikeBeauvais]

We lock eyes from across the bar.

You're intrigued by what you see on my hand.

"Oh, this?" I ask, gesturing to my ring finger. "That's my limited-edition Kevin Spacey America 250 ring."

You look downwards.

"Oh, this?" I ask, gesturing to my ankle monitor. "A lotta DUIs."