Dr. McDouche

Hello, I'm Dr. McDouche. Like most doctors, my identify is entirely based upon being a doctor, and it makes me feel important. Stroke my fragile ego.

[Dr. McDouche @drmcdouche]

Based on your comment I was kind of expecting more of a lightsaber duel... #Disappointed https://t.co/UpN2Ucxind

[Jennifer Linehan, MD @Dr_Jen_Linehan]

Dueling robotic prostatectomy at Narus 2018 @Dr_TimWilson @JohnWayneCI #ProstateCancer

[Dr. McDouche @drmcdouche]

Do you really think that Donald would care? #Nope https://t.co/JBM7bfJ9ot

[Dr. McDouche @drmcdouche]

I love lack of context and one single piece of data. Really tells the whole story doesn't it? #SpinItBaby https://t.co/BVKNL3p2VP

[Dr. McDouche @drmcdouche]

Rabun? Your parents must be super interesting people. #BadParenting https://t.co/UtrXCxmFpi

[UIC Urology @UICUrol]

Meet our new residents! Welcome to UIC Urology! #Match2018 #UIHealth #UIMedicine

[Dr. McDouche @drmcdouche]

Hmmmm, I love it when the sphincter does a double clench... #DoubleClench #HotCarl https://t.co/psYRAcR4jn

[Badar M. Mian, MD @BadarMian1]

High risk #ProstateCancer. BMI 23. Wide excision #RALP, incise dennonvillier’s fascia & then this “oh $&@! moment”. As the sphincter does a double clench, half pipe, backside 1080, what’s next step? @CanesDavid @jdhdavis @urogeek @daviesbj @uretericbud @dr_coops & All uros

[Dr. McDouche @drmcdouche]

HOLY SHIT! IVF WORKS ON MEN TOO??? #GAYPRIDE!!!! #HATERSGONNAHATE https://t.co/l68G1qnmjO

[IVFbabble @ivfbabble]

Wonderful baby news for Tom Daley and husband Dustin https://t.co/5wNl88mEut via @ivfbabble #surrogacy

[Dr. McDouche @drmcdouche]

@jimhotalingmd I should have been practicing sailing techniques on my new yacht but instead I had sex with a supermodel. #humblebrag #nexttimejustpostthepic

[Dr. McDouche @drmcdouche]

@KeckUSCJobs Make sure you ask Keck about their doctors who like to do meth before treating patients.

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[Dr. McDouche @drmcdouche]

@KeckUSCJobs Can meth help people walk?

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[Dr. McDouche @drmcdouche]

@KeckUSCJobs Wait wait wait maybe it was the sexual harassment that makes Keck such a great place to work...

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[Dr. McDouche @drmcdouche]

@KeckUSCJobs Yeah! Like taking a bunch of meth and then treating patients at the USC eye clinic!

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[Dr. McDouche @drmcdouche]

@KeckMedUSC I wonder what he's referring to buy it...

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[Dr. McDouche @drmcdouche]

@KeckMedUSC Or is he...

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[Dr. McDouche @drmcdouche]

@USC @KeckMedUSC This one's too easy.

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[Dr. McDouche @drmcdouche]

@KeckMedUSC The lifestyle you love, made possible by The Keck effect plus methamphetamine.

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[Dr. McDouche @drmcdouche]

@KeckMedUSC Is that the Keck effect? Or are you referencing meth again?

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[Dr. McDouche @drmcdouche]

@KeckMedUSC They should probably try wiping it down with a little meth first.

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[Dr. McDouche @drmcdouche]

@KeckMedUSC Yes, but have they tried taking meth?

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[Dr. McDouche @drmcdouche]

@KeckMedUSC I bet it's nothing that a little mess can't fix.

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[Dr. McDouche @drmcdouche]

@USC @KeckMedUSC @NatureMedicine Does the other one explain how to take meth?

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