Stepbro

the world needs to hear what I have to say

[Stepbro @drmeatyclacker]

You bite the hand that feeds you, I suck its fingers

[Stepbro @drmeatyclacker]

I Got Bathed In Blood By A Secret Masonic Order And Sacrificed To An Unfathomable Malevolent Entity And All I Got Was This Lousy T-Shirt

[Stepbro @drmeatyclacker]

Ancient romans be like hawkatus tuadus

[Stepbro @drmeatyclacker]

Wtf Chris rock just hawk tuah’d will smith. Nah just playing. That would be crazy tho if that happened. Happy Sunday ✌️

[Stepbro @drmeatyclacker]

Farting loudly during a meeting and then immediately cracking the cyanide tooth in my mouth and dying instantly

[Stepbro @drmeatyclacker]

Every year, thousands of dyslexic gay women join the Lebanese Student Association at their university

[Stepbro @drmeatyclacker]

All quiet on the western blunt

[Stepbro @drmeatyclacker]

Steampunk high school

[Kevin O'Leary aka Mr. Wonderful @kevinolearytv]

Pitch me. Articulate your idea in 200 characters or less.

[Stepbro @drmeatyclacker]

Inside you are two wolves. They got inside you thru ur butt

[Stepbro @drmeatyclacker]

Gynecologist [looking you up and down as soon as you walk through the door for your first consultation]: i just know its pink

[Stepbro @drmeatyclacker]

Should I shit in your ass or should I double it and give it to the next person

[Stepbro @drmeatyclacker]

Smurfs piss blood

[Stepbro @drmeatyclacker]

Chill/lo-fi beats to drunk drive to

[Stepbro @drmeatyclacker]

She jackin my Jill until I fetch a pail of water

[Stepbro @drmeatyclacker]

Call me Augustus the way I Gloop

[Stepbro @drmeatyclacker]

I’m coming out as steampunk ❤️⚙️

[Stepbro @drmeatyclacker]

I am having an intense interest in something specific

[Stepbro @drmeatyclacker]

Touchscreen penis. It’s so crazy it just might work

[Stepbro @drmeatyclacker]

She actin inglourious on my basterd

[Stepbro @drmeatyclacker]

I often ponder the root cause of phenomena and things

[Stepbro @drmeatyclacker]

What is a wet nurse. Why would you want your nurse to be wet. I get damp. Maybe a damp nurse. But not wet. That’s too much