Steven Melford

Doing my best to nurture a business, a garden, a family and now two cats!

[Steven Melford @drmelf]

@London_W4 Bum bag

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@London_W4 That 1p tipped it over the edge

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@London_W4 Make sure you are on tip top form tomorrow

[Steven Melford @drmelf]

@London_W4 How big is this one?

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@OutsideCricket @InnoBystander #buttcoin

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@London_W4 That is very impressive

[Steven Melford @drmelf]

@London_W4 You should consider being an estate agent

[Steven Melford @drmelf]

@tomderivan73 Didn’t someone throw the jizz of the roof?

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@davidallengreen Was it a kitten?

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@London_W4 Your work?

[Steven Melford @drmelf]

@LeeCraik @BAPAA_Chair @kevin_j_foster @BorisJohnson @pritipatel @BAPAA_AUPAIRS @pmdfoster @GarethFurby @LBC @SkyNews You are on Twitter! Who knew.......?

[Steven Melford @drmelf]

@davidallengreen Doomsday Dance Band, more like...

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@RashadinLondon @London_W4 @jeffcharltons Look at all those households mixing in a bar!

[Steven Melford @drmelf]

@validateddaniel Between courses as well...

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@London_W4 Nice!

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@tomderivan73 Or perhaps your beers could engage in some grouse shooting?

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@London_W4 Can you just pass the rule over that 6?

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@London_W4 How many cm?