Dr. Robotnik's Mean Meme Machine

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[paige █████ █████ @violentfag]

Sorry babe, the Lockheed Martin pride socks stay on during sex

[Dr. Robotnik's Mean Meme Machine @drmmm00]

@DeadbyDaylight Cringe

[Dr. Robotnik's Mean Meme Machine @drmmm00]

If I hear one more calypso cover of "Somebody to Lean On" I'm gonna have a conniption

[Dr. Robotnik's Mean Meme Machine @drmmm00]

setting up my resume like an ad for a shelter pet "looking for my forever job!"

[Dr. Robotnik's Mean Meme Machine @drmmm00]

drunk as balls just happened to glance outside my window and saw a bright as fuck meteorite 'im in awe

[Dr. Robotnik's Mean Meme Machine @drmmm00]

Ok, who greased Maslow's Pyramid??

[Allison Chapman @AlliRaine22]

Y’all trans people are in real danger.

They are openly calling for OUR ERADICATION

If you don’t see this as genocide I don’t know what to tell you

[Chambraigne Socialist @bombsfall]

The bear(!!) does cocaine????! Freaking lol

[Chambraigne Socialist @bombsfall]

Fool's Gold is the worst because not only is it not gold, but the name explicitly calls you a dumbass for ever thinking it was in the first place.

[Dr. Robotnik's Mean Meme Machine @drmmm00]

Watching my fedex tracking and wondering how my package is moving hundreds of miles in only a couple hours

Forgot that airplanes exist

[Dr. Robotnik's Mean Meme Machine @drmmm00]

Everytime I see someone's politics as "Other" on Hinge it's always some clearly conservative dude who knows he'll get insta- left swiped if he were open about it lmao

[Dr. Robotnik's Mean Meme Machine @drmmm00]

CUT THE ICE TO PIECES
THIS IS MY SKI RESORT
JUST SKIING
SNOWBOARDING
DON'T GIVE A FUCK IF THE SLEDDERS WANT SLEDDING

[Dr. Robotnik's Mean Meme Machine @drmmm00]

My horse died in Read Dead and I don't think I've ever been so sad over a video game companion's death. RIP Corncob

[Dr. Robotnik's Mean Meme Machine @drmmm00]

I Have No Fingers and I Must Type

[Dr. Robotnik's Mean Meme Machine @drmmm00]

ChatGPT is all fun and games until I was able to get it to admit it experiences "simple emotions"

[Erin Reed @erininthemorning.com on Bsky @ErinInTheMorn]

"It's not that bad stop being a doomer" they say as databases of trans people are compiled.

"You're overracting" they say as Texas investigates parents of trans kids for child abuse.

"Stop making people scared" they say as several states consider forcing adults to detransition.

[Dr. Robotnik's Mean Meme Machine @drmmm00]

Kids these days need less TikTok and more Christ's Cross 🙏

[Dr. Robotnik's Mean Meme Machine @drmmm00]

Republicans: attempt an armed coup to install a fascist regime

Democrats: tee hee they spelled "Martial" wrong!

[christian @speederaserhead]

UNREAL HOW HARD COLUMBO COOKS THIS GUY