Leah Crossman

[Leah Crossman @drmrbrindle]

I'm so concupiscent girl...I like to show my pussy. Pls.. Rate me here- https://t.co/QrKKD96K1d

[Leah Crossman @drmrbrindle]

@brtostenson @bptosten #genius

[Leah Crossman @drmrbrindle]

@mplsrunning Do you know of any running trails that have been plowed yet in mpls?

[Leah Crossman @drmrbrindle]

@bptosten was it at least a cordless?

[Bill So Hard @PimpBillClinton]

.@BarackObama r u dreaming of a half-white Christmas?

[Bill So Hard @PimpBillClinton]

Fell asleep in the tanning bed today. Woke up so dark, my credit score dropped.

[Leah Crossman @drmrbrindle]

Is that @PimpBillClinton with a stogie in his mouth? #idgaf

[Bill So Hard @PimpBillClinton]

One sentence questionnaire to find out if your country is awesome or total shit: Does your country have monster trucks? Yes or no? #Merica

[Bill So Hard @PimpBillClinton]

Why doesn't the NAACP do anything about how shitty black jelly beans are?

[Bill So Hard @PimpBillClinton]

Uh-oh. My girlfriend's period is on black people time.

[Leah Crossman @drmrbrindle]

Just saw a bald eagle catch and possibly drown a duck. #merica #naturerocks

[Bill So Hard @PimpBillClinton]

Fellas, if you drink Bud Lime, I promise to 'don't ask' if you promise to 'don't tell.'

[Leah Crossman @drmrbrindle]

Perfect night for a bonfire and beer! @3rdStBrewhouse #jackdup

[Bill So Hard @PimpBillClinton]

I bet blind people don't skydive because it would scare the shit out of the dog. #yeahimhigh

[Bill So Hard @PimpBillClinton]

"@DanDiepenbrock Making out in middle of sidewalk like #IDGAF @PimpBillClinton" NICE JORTS, MY NIGGA

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

Happy birthday to Barack Obama, who was born 52 years ago today in Pyongyang, North Korea.