Healing farts are cool, like imagine being smothered in your healer's butt and then you get a breeze of the nicest smelling farts you've ever smelt to heal your sense of smell.
Why do i have to "go to work" and "make money"
Like someone like me should be trapped under a sweaty stinky ass all day instead!
But nooooo some dead guy decide the world should run on money 😔
They probably never even experienced huffing ass or nothing either
Smh
the most popular flavor of Gatorade at my work is lime cucumber. We are clearly going through a tastebud crisis because people STILL wont eat out my fat sweaty TRANSGENDER ASS! WHAT THE FUCK!!!!
being teased over this fetish by oomfs is so overwhelmingly hot- i dont know how to just not shut down over people talking to me about farts knowing how bad i am over them