Dr. Neil H. Strauss

Dress British and think Yiddish.

[Parkland Talk @ParklandTalk]

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[Dr. Neil H. Strauss @drneilstrauss]

Strauss rule of shopping. " Dont buy new (retail), buy jew. " #yeahisaidit

[Dr. Neil H. Strauss @drneilstrauss]

Bradley coopers' mom's dress looks like it was made from the asian guy's bush in "hangover 2" #yeahisaidit

[Dr. Neil H. Strauss @drneilstrauss]

Charlize theron is the best dressed african american at the oscars #yeahisaidit

[Dr. Neil H. Strauss @drneilstrauss]

Tigga what?!

[Dr. Neil H. Strauss @drneilstrauss]

Its ironic that we celebrate people who get nothing done by not working.

[Dr. Neil H. Strauss @drneilstrauss]

To promote birth control, teenagers and college kids should have to babysit 2-3 year olds at the magic kingdom for a day. #pullandpray

[Dr. Neil H. Strauss @drneilstrauss]

I bet obama blames the stadium power outtage on george bush #yeahisaidit

[Dr. Neil H. Strauss @drneilstrauss]

Believing obama is an avid skeet shooter is like believing he will uphold the constitution when he took his oath of office #yeahisaidit

[Dr. Neil H. Strauss @drneilstrauss]

Here's an idea for safe gun ownership. Why not make it mandatory that every responsible firearm owner must have an approved gun safe.

[Dr. Neil H. Strauss @drneilstrauss]

Word has it that there is going to be a movie about lance armstrong. I suggest the writers use the "Titanic" script for a good synopsis.

[Dr. Neil H. Strauss @drneilstrauss]

Oprah should have given lance armstrong a car for his confession. This way he would truly be ball-in. #yeahisaidit

[Dr. Neil H. Strauss @drneilstrauss]

Listen to me on stern superfan roundtable on sirius xm howard101 https://t.co/1zgLwfaV with @SternFanMutt @Siriusjay, angry brit,and nenners

[Dr. Neil H. Strauss @drneilstrauss]

Enough already with the lance armstrong nut jokes. It's apparent he is a sack of shit. #yeahisaidit

[Dr. Neil H. Strauss @drneilstrauss]

Realizing yet again that I need to pursue a comedy script writing career when a show used a line that I wrote 4 years ago #yeahiwroteit

[Dr. Neil H. Strauss @drneilstrauss]

People who are anti semi auto pistols should be called "glock-blockers" #yeahisaidit

[Dr. Neil H. Strauss @drneilstrauss]

REI and LL bean should have a fiscal cliff survival gear sale. #yeahisaidit

[Dr. Neil H. Strauss @drneilstrauss]

I think obama regularly vacations in hawaii to brush up on his cliff diving. #yeahisaidit

[Dr. Neil H. Strauss @drneilstrauss]

I wonder if santa claus ever slipped and said " ho ho ho, green giant." #yeahisaidit

[Dr. Neil H. Strauss @drneilstrauss]

Anxiously waiting for your kids bedtime is like listening to " its a small world" on repeat while standing on line at the post office