Diego Robertsoni

Majored in Aggressive Parking Lot Driving

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@matttycigs

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@CheddaWorldPce @cookerbruski Rhody!!

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how sunday night feels when you have monday off

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@CheddaWorldPce Plead the 5th

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Whenever my wife is out of town I get to make my favorite dinner: [REDACTED]

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@YungGiamatti Bro's keyboard is covered in sketti sauce

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@brianonhere The bit that keeps on giving

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Its #on

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@NeemiasDogball Hardly know her

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@NeemiasDogball Buzzing in the tower

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@YungGiamatti World was gonna end

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This is what they were calling Timothee Chalamet at NYU

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@SoonerGoonx @spurs @NBA @resist_gluten tried to do this in pickup the other day but the guy didnt budge then laughed at him thanks alot @wemby

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@twiterlessLuke Zuckerberg has you in his clutches. Glad to keep you in the club

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@matttycigs 545 bball sounds like a nightmare now that you mention it but I'm down to hoop if you are

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That's why the teenage mutant ninja turtles wear bandanas over their eyes obviously

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why are they so recognisable, even just by their eyes

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Crazy how Cinco de mayo is on taco Tuesday and 4/20 this year

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LIVE: abnormally large gnome spotted in Iowa subburb

𝘜𝘱𝘥𝘢𝘵𝘦 𝘢𝘴 𝘰𝘧 5:30 𝘗𝘔 𝘌𝘋𝘛, 𝘔𝘰𝘯 𝘔𝘢𝘺 4, 2026:

𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘭𝘢𝘳𝘨𝘦 𝘨𝘯𝘰𝘮𝘦 𝘩𝘢𝘴 𝘣𝘦𝘦𝘯 𝘴𝘵𝘳𝘶𝘤𝘬 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘬𝘪𝘭𝘭𝘦𝘥 𝘣𝘺 𝘢𝘯 𝘢𝘮𝘢𝘻𝘰𝘯 𝘥𝘦𝘭𝘪𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘺 𝘷𝘦𝘩𝘪𝘤𝘭𝘦

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@jeanwearer14 King of the town

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@YungGiamatti Oh word so barefoot? Haha any pics? Haha?