deleting my dating apps because i want to meet someone the old fashioned way (he says i am not handsome enough to tempt him, i tell him he is the last man in the world i could ever be prevailed upon to marry)
So when other people wear a mask, stay inside a lot, and start giving singing lessons on the side, they're "dealing with a global pandemic." But when I, the Phantom of the Opera,
Am I attractive? No.
Do I have a great personality? Also no.
Do I keep my wife locked away in a secret room on the third floor of my mysterious Gothic manor? No, of course not. Why, did you hear something?