Bill 🪩

Butthead, Professional Camper, Maniac, reefer addict

[Bill 🪩 @drobudllib]

Why even correct this?

I would rather the world think Mariska Hargitay subtly doms me in public than humblebrag my politeness on socials

[Chris Meloni @Chris_Meloni]

permission?…no
It’s called manners

[Bill 🪩 @drobudllib]

My guilty pleasure is haggling for motorcycles I can't afford on marketplace and then not buying them

[Bill 🪩 @drobudllib]

Where the neglected milfs at??

[Wiz Khalifa @wizkhalifa]

Pot Roast.

[Wiz Khalifa @wizkhalifa]

Pretty girls smoke pot.

[dizzy @rundizzy]

is this hole new

[Herb @Herbworthy]

“We're lean, we're green, and we're mean!” 😉

[one of ur hoes @miliondollameat]

i have to be the sluttiest bitch pumping gas at the gas station

[one of ur hoes @miliondollameat]

she be going bob on my sponge until i square my pants

[dizzy @rundizzy]

best fugue state monday ive had in a while

[ppigg @s4m31p4n]

Shamrock shakes for my real friends. Real rock shakes for my sham friends

[Rob DenBleyker @RobDenBleyker]

them: "this is very Kafkaesque"

me (not much of a reader): "indeed, and also a bit R.L. Stinish if you ask me"

[awlivv @awlivv]

is cum a soup or a beverage

[Bill 🪩 @drobudllib]

suspend me in a big ( like 9-10') weed cartridge

[Bill 🪩 @drobudllib]

@kdage_ @Wendys Hates moms I guess

[one of ur hoes @miliondollameat]

i'm back on my bullshit (i've decided to become even more mentally ill)

[Billy Mays III @infinitethird]

oh you’re a fan of women?
name one of their songs

[Blake Anderson @UncleBlazer]

My goal for the summer is to master the art of those Mexican pickled carrots at the good salsa bars. I’m really trying to get invited to pool parties purely off the strength of my zanahorias en escabeche 🌶️ 🧅 🥕