Derek Allen

Connoisseur of shenanigans, lover of Cardinals baseball, Blues hockey, Chiefs football, NASCAR, and the wrassling

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@MLBONFOX Kudos on finding a big market dick swinger for tonight's @Cardinals vs @Cubs game. Eric Collins is filling the role rather admirably

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@mrbrown_nft $10,000

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@davemeltzerWON A big reason why people are shocked that you went to a WWE show is that you fawn over AEW like you're on the payroll. You show zero objectivity when discussing the 2 companies

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@ImagoStudiosAlt Molly?

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@dom_lucre The only way the beat down could've been better

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@TheLisanalGaib @ImagoStudiosAlt Let's not forget our favorite, Cougar-licious rigger.

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@DKCasino I acknowledge your statement of regret

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@MissinCurfew @patmaroon PATTY MAH-FUCKIN-ROON!!!!

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@STLBluesNews Vitale is rotten. He's worse than Edmonds was on Cardinals broadcasts and that's saying a lot

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@wingstop @DanhausenAD Maybe being cursed will make the location by my house not suck ass

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@JamieRivers08 You're the man Rivs. Miss you between the benches

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@JamieRivers08 Who exactly did Schnnner and Faulk hold back? You guys said on the pregame show that these trades were opportunities who might have been held back. Who was held back? Kyrou's non-playing candy ass?

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@JamieRivers08 There was probably a better way of phrasing that, considering that Schenner was the Captain and Faulk had an A.

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@Cardinals Charging major league prices to watch minor league baseball on TV.

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@TheJimCornette We're gearing up for it here in St Louis. The wife bought ingredients for homemade potato soup on Saturday and I'll be making pot roast on Sunday. Cheers from 2 blocks away from @imospizza in Godfrey, Illinois

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@TheBobHolly How do you feel about the dipshits that stream/film themselves watching wrestling?

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@TheJimCornette Same here in St Louis. Mother Nature is some kind of drunken whooooore

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@lkorac10 Anyone going to address Parayko turning into a traffic cone on the sequence that led to the winning goal?

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@ImagoStudiosVid

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@ImagoStudiosVid I would imagine Dianne would only have to say something along the lines of "TV sucks right now" in order to get tied up 😂😂😂😂