Dana 🐙☮️

Wise words from Cinderella: never marry a guy who’s really into shoes

[Dana 🐙☮️ @drocklin320]

Lo siento, pero no compro la química entre Lolita Banana y Valentina…las amo, pero tal vez no juntas…

[Dana 🐙☮️ @drocklin320]

Chic li Fay was robbed! #CelebDragRace

[Dana 🐙☮️ @drocklin320]

There’s nothing quite like being in the worlds’ most romantic and beautiful place to remind you that you’re alone 🙃

[Dana 🐙☮️ @drocklin320]

You don’t kick a dressage horse after a failed pas de deux @parksandrec

[Dana 🐙☮️ @drocklin320]

Just smelling it: the butter of the puff pastry with the truffles and the fish in here, it’s almost as good as sex, I think so! @WolfgangPuck #ironchef #battlesturgeon #wisewords 😂

[Dana 🐙☮️ @drocklin320]

Day three of COVID: got a subscription to Disney+, watched Moana (called Vaiana in Europe for copyright reasons?), Jojo Rabbit, and started Only Murders in the Building #productiveday

[Dana 🐙☮️ @drocklin320]

I fucking love fingerling potatoes #TimotheeChalamet #DontLookUp

[Dana 🐙☮️ @drocklin320]

I am obsessed with @trixiemattel and @katya_zamo, watching every episode of unhhhhh and just crying laughing #qweenz #maybeshesbornwithit #maybeitsclinicaldepression #birdnoises

[Dana 🐙☮️ @drocklin320]

My not that hot take: @ChadMichaels1 should have won season 4 and @katya_zamo should have won all stars season 2 #dragrace #latetotheparty

[Dana 🐙☮️ @drocklin320]

@icasverige @PostNordSverige Hur kan det vara så svårt att leverera en enkel fotobeställning? Och kundtjänsten säger "INTE VÅRT FEL" -- what the fuck?! #skitdåligt #ingengarantiattdetkommerfram?? #fuckingdarkages

[Dana 🐙☮️ @drocklin320]

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I thought I was shedding more than normal... (extremely weird to think of myself as a 'survivor' 🤔) #funtimes

[Dana 🐙☮️ @drocklin320]

@chicagosmayor #8cantwait it’s not good enough with just four of those policies enacted — we must have all 8! Ban chokeholds/strangleholds, require warning before shooting, ban shooting at moving vehicles, and require comprehensive reporting of all force! #BlackLivesMatterChicago

[Dana 🐙☮️ @drocklin320]

https://t.co/M6aBlFImOe

[Dana 🐙☮️ @drocklin320]

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[Dana 🐙☮️ @drocklin320]

Your life going off the rails is the best thing that could happen to you. Life isn’t a train, it’s a shit tornado full of gold. You don’t have to have a plan, you have to try to stay clean and grab every gold bar you can🌪🏆

@netflix #thepolitician @GwynethPaltrow #wordsofwisdom

[Dana 🐙☮️ @drocklin320]

Jimmy: Why do you think Americans love guns?

Clayton: Because we’re too fat to fight

😂😂 #TheFix @netflix

[Dana 🐙☮️ @drocklin320]

Can’t believe Sweden be fuckin with Rocky like that #jävlapolis #ASAPRocky

[Dana 🐙☮️ @drocklin320]

Peace out chi city, it’s been real yo

[Dana 🐙☮️ @drocklin320]

ATCQ 💕🎶

[Dana 🐙☮️ @drocklin320]

Learned today that there is a word in Swedish for schadenfreude also #skadeglädje #peopletakingpleasureinyourpain #avenueQ