@ProjectLincoln Watching him speak for two hours is the same as being lied to for two hours. I don't have two minutes to spare for lying rapist felons, let alone 2 hours.
I'll no' pretend I'm tuning in for the speech. I'm tuning in because parking a beached whale on a stage in 107-degree heat is the sort of decision that makes Darwin sit up with a notebook.
If he starts sweating through the orange shellac, wandering off-script, and looking like a bloke who's just realized the sun is undefeated, that'll be the only unscripted moment of the day.
Everything else will just be the usual rambling, grievance, self-congratulation, and applause from folk who've mistaken loyalty for oxygen.
The Bastard
Ca'in' shite, shite.
I'll no' pretend I'm tuning in for the speech. I'm tuning in because parking a beached whale on a stage in 107-degree heat is the sort of decision that makes Darwin sit up with a notebook.
If he starts sweating through the orange shellac, wandering off-script, and looking like a bloke who's just realized the sun is undefeated, that'll be the only unscripted moment of the day.
Everything else will just be the usual rambling, grievance, self-congratulation, and applause from folk who've mistaken loyalty for oxygen.
The Bastard
Ca'in' shite, shite.