Women are exactly like crypto. Volatile as fuck.
One day she’s pumping to all-time highs, riding you like a 100x moonshot.
Next day she dumps 90% for no reason, leaves you bagholding emotions and wondering what the hell happened.
Fiery red candles when she’s mad.
Green dildos when she’s in the mood.
Chart never lies — but she will. You HODL through the bear market thinking loyalty pays off.
She rugs you the second a richer whale DMs.
Most men are exit liquidity.