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I am a former life enthusiast. I have some blogs : and

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https://t.co/0Y1r6hY04r

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Update: To go out with someone more attractive than you.

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Kamikaze: see grammar nazi.

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@eddiepepitone just watched "In Ruins and BB. You are my power animal. I'm elated to have discovered you. Keep it up!

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phobia: a fake Australian beer.

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I always assumed Keith Urban was a black guy until I saw a picture of him.

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Hispanic: An acute form of male worry.

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I posted a new photo to Facebook http://t.co/jNkUNyBcEx

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@Murphyverse Actually, a fictitious fiction writer is the highest form of fiction!

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Do they have a zombie hero comic book called: United States Marine Corpse yet?

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Cool Job #222: The guy who scribbles the insane ramblings and grotesque drawings of movie psychos and insane people.

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So you're on twitter and someone follows you and they have very few followers, so you think to yourself "Finally,... http://t.co/aikssZldYV

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stairwell: to have keen eyesight.

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Don't watch The Bates Motel. I heard that it climaxes prematurely.

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fatally: a large friend.

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redundant observation #1: The grass is always greener on the greener side.

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Can't wait for that new Showtime series "Poindexter" about an unassuming lab tech who is also a serial killer...of math problems.

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Most popular girls name of 2013: "Unique"

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Before they clone dinosaurs I think they should clone Michael Crichton and let him read Jurassic Park first.

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My life ambition is to write the punny titles of television show episodes.