Sam Landman

Actor/Bounder. I'm also a Copywriter, but don't hold that against me.

[Sam Landman @DroningEnnui]

Like many fans of @TheSimpsons, my mind swirls with quotes whenever I see something ridiculously stupid in the world.

So, here you go, world! Please enjoy my proudest & lowest moment on the Internet.

#CharlieKirk #MrBurns

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Aw, man. You just KNOW that dude's gonna "accidentally" shoot Satan in the face & TOTALLY get away with it.

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THEM: Your vote should be based on the issues that you care about.

ISSUES THE #GOP THINKS LIBERALS CARE ABOUT:

#Election2024📷
#Erection2024

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ME: (frantically fills out an application to be a bus driver)

#JamesCameron
#Avatar
#Avatar2
#Avatar3
#Avatar4
#Avatar5
#Avatar19
#Avatar30

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This has inspired me to create accounts called:
• GilmourHarlot
• MasonLicker
• EatMyAssholeJustWright

@pinkfloyd #NicheComedy

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#2000s #1980s

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X-Men powers (60s-80s):
Weather manipulation • Eye blasts • Telekinesis • Healing factor • Teleportation • Steel skin • Phasing • Force fields • Shapeshifting • Power absorption • Super speed • Flight

X-Men powers (90s):
Derp. I don't know. Like, guns?

@Marvel

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@annnnn_nnnnnna No, but I've been on an "On the Dunes" kick for about a month now.

I've played it at every bar I've been to lately.

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You could’ve picked ANY part of the store for Gramma to pose nude in.

And yet, you went with the TAMPON aisle.

This is a conceptual nightmare.

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This episode of #LittleHouseOnThePrairie, but instead of a baseball game, it’s an ass eating contest.

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Move over, #Barbenheimer!

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Down South, this movie’s called “Bless Her Heart.”

@PoorThingsFilm

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5/5
* This isn't a slam on Donna Pescow, who's had an amazing career beyond SNF. So happy she's working. But even she must've brought this up at some point, right?**

** But if she had, would it have stopped production / made any difference to @CapitalOne?***

*** No.

@Adweek

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4/5
• I'll let the screengrab below do the rest*

Happy holidays from @CapitalOne, everybody!

@Adweek

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3/5
• During one stop, he encounters a smiling woman at a shop counter, played by Donna Pescow

• Donna Pescow also played Annette in SNF

• To drive the point home, they've given her a replica of Annette's costume from SNF

@Adweek
@CapitalOne

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2/5
If you have no idea what I'm talking about, here's the top level:

• There's a recent @CapitalOne commercial with Travolta parodying his role from #SaturdayNightFever

• But in this case, he's playing Santa, mirroring his strutting SNF character, Tony

@Adweek

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1/5
Quick reminder about a #SaturdayNightFever plot point.

Sending this out to both the idiots who pitched this & @CapitalOne, who said, "Whatta' great idea!"

It's obvious from the casting of Annette in this spot that NONE of them watched SNF all the way through.

@Adweek

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Arguing that "Die Hard" is a Christmas movie is a waste of time.

We need to focus all our energy on admitting that "Total Recall" NEEDS TO BE a Muppet movie.

#DieHard #Christmas
@TheMuppets

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The positive side of the new #Andre3000 release: @BigBoi steps back into the ring.

#flutes vs. #sharts