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i hate being a computer virus i wish i was a real girl

[‏ً @keaaaaley]

this is exactly how it feels to be a functionally depressed person

[ang @cybermrcury]

Laid up exactly like this

[Brett Neustrom @brett_neusty]

took an edible and just tried to blow my alexa out like a candle to turn if off

[Shell @Shellerina_]

My curse was lifted do you want to hang out

[Brendo. @6thPrestige]

ㅤ

[Bloody @Bl6dyy]

HIGH AS SHIT READING THE DICTIONARY
KANT WAIT FOR OUR NEXT ARGUMENT BITCH.

[Cat Elgarrista @cat_elg]

if hot showers aren’t good for you then why do i emerge from them bright red like a beautiful ruby

[e @laneski_]

Proof of income? How about 8 inches and thick? How about talented? how about loving and respectful? I lost my wife 10 weeks ago

[sakinah @angelsupastarr]

a man pulling out his wallet is so sexy i’m sorry

[Gf Be WILIN @gfbewilin]

I cant wait to be a girlfriend cause last time i was the boyfriend

[cole @juul_survivor]

I'm literally almost crying at this fjskfnsjdskf