Oppai

[Professor yedwin @y6dwin]

Wait the tarot cards said we gotta fuck tho

[. @mithkii]

When the beautiful summer evening randomly makes you feel like the loneliest person on earth

[199621147 @lyemcfly]

#nohoes

[WEST @westsidebuzzin]

I really pulled 3 mentally ill hoes in a ROW 🫥 #maybeitsme

[weed @yurimusings]

chud is one letter away from chad and the only thing that changes is u

[three @three_fps]

trying to get to that elo where everybody knows each other

[blaire @pissshit90001]

When you #Excel they #Spreadsheet about You

[Feru ✭ @ferupity]

Nigga just honked at me in a drive thru relax #fatfuck

[jnya @jnyahu]

dont ask me about college or driving license or internships or jobs or romantic interests actually just dont talk to me okay

[𖦏 @emoshoota]

a woman with no drivers license is the closest you’ll get to a modern day prophet

[jake @wormpuller]

To the untrained eye I may appear retarded

[The Frustrating Individual @MILFmassacre]

She said this pussy is yours I said thanks a lot captain obvious

[chase @funnysmartguy12]

if u got a girl or are happily married i deadass hate you

[niv @nivoraslol]

when u lowkey need to go to bed but highkey the vc is stacked as hell

[autist @litteralyme0]

when you listen to that one song you always skip and realize why it’s in your playlist

[໊໊ @juniorkingpp]

boomers will look you dead in the eye and say lifes tough meanwhile they literally fumbled fucking everything