Lily

#Cavalierspaniel, Foody, Professional Napper, Human Trainer, Zen Philosopher and International Dog of Mystery. Chillin' Like a Villain on

[Lily @dropasausage]

@NanaimoNewsNOW Thanks as always for the great reporting. Couldn’t find any information on the city website. Could you maybe edit the story to direct readers to more specific information? Thanks!

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@ThatBloke_Jesus

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@amatthewsvoice Reformat and translate

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@CBCStephenQuinn @CBCStephenQuinn You left your best friend alone. Wtf is wrong with you? 🙄

[Lily @dropasausage]

@JohnCleese You forgot: more craven and opportunistic than Cruz

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

You're welcome.

[Lily @dropasausage]

@CBCStephenQuinn You seem so sure.

[Lily @dropasausage]

@CBCStephenQuinn You’ve obviously never seen this super important NFB Film then: https://t.co/iTbitwl7wP

[Lily @dropasausage]

We must now realize the promise of America by trusting God, unifying our vision and building our future. I am running for president of the United States 🇨🇦 #2020VISION #morekibbleineverypot

[Lily @dropasausage]

@JohnCleese @ rickygervais would say: they have mistaken the subject of the joke with the target. In this case the subject is racism, the target is racists. My teenage daughter understands that the scene is funny because it makes fun of racists/racism. @BBC management are #morons

[Lily @dropasausage]

@Nanukchen Exactly! They are lazy and not that bright. We have to keep them on a very short leash.

[Lily @dropasausage]

Open the door for me. Close the door. Open the door. Close the door. Open the door. Close the door. Open.. close...open....close. Good human! #traininghumanday #somewhatnotstupid #nowgetmeabuscuit

[Lily @dropasausage]

@CBCStephenQuinn

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@CBCStephenQuinn I can do that. I just choose not to.

[Lily @dropasausage]

@rickygervais @brandy Great performance by a great dog in #AfterLife and #AfterLife2 Would love to have had an opportunity to audition but I guess that wasn’t in the cards for those of us living on Vancouver Island #racist

[Lily @dropasausage]

@realDonaldTrump Re: beautiful idea of injecting disinfectant to kill #covid19. Love it! You are a #VeryStableGenius #yougofirst

[Lily @dropasausage]

No, as a matter of fact that doesn’t make me feel any better, you moron. #analglandsurgery #painintheass

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You have better things to do than sit around scratching me all day? #likewhat? #thatsnotreadilyapparent

[Lily @dropasausage]

Dead? No, just super relaxed. Now if you will excuse me I’m a little busy. Go grab me a biscuit, will ya?

[Lily @dropasausage]

I’m not #sad. That’s just my face.