White Pony

I control north eastern banking system. I’m a pervert, I have fetishes and am a sex toy collector. I love my ginger @pelliroja more than anything. Also, #RedSox

[White Pony @dropcutninja]

I feel like I have made it as a pervert when TSA has to search my bag because of sex toys.

[White Pony @dropcutninja]

@spizzyspose I’m in Portland today, you around?

[White Pony @dropcutninja]

How great would it be if @kanyewest covered @boburnham “White Woman’s Instagram”

[White Pony @dropcutninja]

@LZZYHALE @Halestorm

[White Pony @dropcutninja]

@LZZYHALE took my kids to their first rock show last night to see @Halestorm at the York Fair! Hell of a show, thanks for making it awesome! My daughter is in love with you!

[White Pony @dropcutninja]

I love topping from the bottom!

[White Pony @dropcutninja]

In a line for beer, if anyone is screen peaking they are gonna see my freak flag fly.

[White Pony @dropcutninja]

.@qveenherby >>> Megan Thee Stallion.

Prove me wrong.

[White Pony @dropcutninja]

Shit! I haven’t tweeted in forever. What you all been up to?

[White Pony @dropcutninja]

I just took off my belt, pants are stupid.

[Red Sox @RedSox]

This is real.

[White Pony @dropcutninja]

@LockedInLove80 I was traveling with my sister in law to meet my wife with just a carry on full of toys and a change of clothes. I got stopped real quick!

[White Pony @dropcutninja]

I feel like I have made it as a pervert when TSA has to search my bag because of sex toys.

[White Pony @dropcutninja]

@BondageLand Marshmello and Halsey released a song today!

[White Pony @dropcutninja]

https://t.co/C4SNz7MqYi

[White Pony @dropcutninja]

#NewProfilePic

[White Pony @dropcutninja]

That was the most stressful day I have had in years. It’s rare that my job brings me to tears.....

[White Pony @dropcutninja]

Today is day 1 of being a teacher, personal assistant, house boy, and doing my job.

[Mama Llama @justamom819]

So far the only symptoms I’m having are weight gain and excessive drinking. Just me?

[White Pony @dropcutninja]

#coronavirus is like Wu-Tang, it ain’t nuttin to fuck with. Let’s just this bitch down.

[White Pony @dropcutninja]

The level of stupid today is off the charts. Ugh

[White Pony @dropcutninja]

If you understand that you know how pissed off I am right now. #Excel

[White Pony @dropcutninja]

Guess who just spent 90 minutes looking for a mistake in a cell reference that was in a hidden cell.....