Dearest mother —
The battleground has called for my glorious return. I’m thrilled to say, I shall heed that call.
I have reenlisted.
While my sidearm is permanently holstered — I shall help train other young men to be great soldiers. Please send care packages of squirrel oil and skunk cakes to our basecamp at Stanford. I love you.
— Andrew
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Tier 1-2: "makes sense"
Tier 3: "Alright the colts will be here" 😃
Tier 4: "Alright the colts will be here"🤨
Tier 5: "Alright the colts will be here"😐
Tier 6: "The disrespect... but makes sense" 😑