Michael Steitz

Ithaca College Alum | Hoboken

[Michael Steitz @masteitz]

Hot take but it shouldn’t be: If you stop to walk, your run is over

[Michael Steitz @masteitz]

Spotify jams are a great idea for about 3 minutes

[Michael Steitz @masteitz]

FIFA has always been a model organization. As history reflects, they’ve made yet another upstanding decision. #WorldCup

[Michael Steitz @masteitz]

Do it for them @USMNT #WorldCup

[Michael Steitz @masteitz]

I don’t like that America serves buckets in odd numbers #WorldCup

[Michael Steitz @masteitz]

Known language barrier

[USMNTTAKES @USMNTTAKES]

Apparently it’s supposedly a sprain but in England they refer to them as tears. He should be fine for the World Cup.

[Michael Steitz @masteitz]

Its max out every lift in the gym weather

[Michael Steitz @masteitz]

Absolutely heartbroken to learn that my good friend and roommate used AI to make his bracket this year

[Michael Steitz @masteitz]

Yearly reminder that you get ONE bracket, and one bracket only

[Michael Steitz @masteitz]

I got cannoli in my whiskey. North Jersey Italian wedding problems.

[Michael Steitz @masteitz]

I’m spamming non-fat greek yogurt at 3:30 am. You gotta want it more than everybody else.

[Michael Steitz @masteitz]

1 lb of straight chicken cutlets for dinner tonight because I can. Extra thin.

[Michael Steitz @masteitz]

I get a power trip from tossing a “maybe” at the Partiful invite

[Tim Healey @timbhealey]

Trevor Story said some of his younger teammates have been calling him "Unc."

"I just let them know that you can't let Unc beat you in a foot race," he said. "That's happened."

[Michael Steitz @masteitz]

@DKanner10 This banged

[niall @niallpta]

“to my big brother George, the richest man in town”

[Michael Steitz @masteitz]

2 person, 1 pew radius (excluding family members) while sharing the peace. We have to keep this show moving

[Michael Steitz @masteitz]

New 3-in-1 Auntie Anne’s, Cinnabon, and Carvel at Secaucus Junction. Lord, why do you send me your toughest battles?

[Michael Steitz @masteitz]

Incomprehensible regression

[MLB @MLB]

The best #WorldSeries logo is ____!

[Michael Steitz @masteitz]

Got a parking ticket today and I don’t even own a car. Thats Hoboken for ya.