When SNEAKO realized he accidentally signed up to fight for lsraeI 💀😭🇮🇱
Man: "I'm hyped to get drafted, I signed up for FAFSA."
SNEAKO: "If you sign up for student loans you have to fight for lsraeI?"
Man: "Yeah..."
SNEAKO: "I signed up for that."
They’d NEVER get Americans to enlist for WW3…
Unless they:
- Made owning a house impossible.
- Made everyone lose their jobs to AI.
- Made groceries unaffordable.
And then made the military the only real way to provide for a family.
Oh wait…
'I want my own biological child. Obviously a woman will have to make and birth it for me and then another woman will do the actual looking after it for me, and the kid will probably have attachment issues for life, but hey, at least I'LL be happy. Isn't surrogacy so progressive?'