succubitch

Laughs are cheap. I’m going for gasps.

[succubitch @dropdeadkayla]

I’m funny and hot and perfect and deserve more than anyone can offer

[succubitch @dropdeadkayla]

Luckily wasn’t someone that’s been inside me

[succubitch @dropdeadkayla]

Nothing scarier than hearing “Kayla?!” When leaving a bar I haven’t been to in ages

[succubitch @dropdeadkayla]

Hottest thing I’ve ever seen in my life. Hands down.

[succubitch @dropdeadkayla]

WOW

[succubitch @dropdeadkayla]

Finally started heated rivalry and wow

[succubitch @dropdeadkayla]

Ok but was she 24

[CJ☔️ @samwakinsvv]

Why you look 50 and you’re 24? LMFAOO

[succubitch @dropdeadkayla]

Had to rip a string from the turf rug out of Collins throat AND stop him from leaping to the roof in hunt of a bird. He was teetering on the ledge and my reaction almost made him fall. Patio privileges revoked!

[succubitch @dropdeadkayla]

So we always get food for the staff on Mother’s Day. Why did the DoorDasher steal our 300 Jimmy Johns order and when I called the store to tell them to remake it because I have like 30 people to feed they said “we don’t have bread or a manager and we’re closing” girl what

[succubitch @dropdeadkayla]

Sexy chat and then bam I hit you with this

[succubitch @dropdeadkayla]

There’s a Saint in the school name so I’m sure it’s boujee

[succubitch @dropdeadkayla]

Bartending at a Kentucky derby themed fundraiser tonight and idk what to wear.

[succubitch @dropdeadkayla]

Lost my ID like 2 weeks ago and turns out it’s just been at the dispensary. Who knew a little weed would make me forget my ID when buying more weed.

[succubitch @dropdeadkayla]

I love a hater

[tyris ✰ @TYRISPRINT]

why he throw that money at her like that LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[me irl @me_when_irl]

How it feels to be the only one who perceives a malicious vibe from someone that everyone else likes

[succubitch @dropdeadkayla]

I was having such a shitty day because ya know, men but then a light shown down in the shape of kiefer moving back to kc

[succubitch @dropdeadkayla]

Cute they pack up and leave

[Vuvu Videos @VideosVuvu]

I had recently found out spiders undo their webbing when they leave. so if you ever see a full spider web and no spider,It died.

[succubitch @dropdeadkayla]

I’m not sure things could be any worse but !!!!!

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

So it turns out time makes you bolder, even children get older, & I’m getting older too

[succubitch @dropdeadkayla]

Lice

[Justin🦩Boldaji @justinboldaji]

Worst song ever made