Petty White

i dust john legend's piano for a living.

[Petty White @dropit2theflor]

@ChantellCorrine There was a whole thread on Twitter one time about black women living with ADHD and how easily it was to misdiagnose as “having an unproductive day”. So interesting

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Y’all hack everything except Sallie Mae as per usual smh

[Petty White @dropit2theflor]

Describe your type of day in wine alcohol volume: 13.8%.

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I must’ve not had any morals in my past life, cause the amount I have in this one? Tuh.

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Somebody told me I have the potential to sing. To which someone else responds, “yeah, she’s good in karaoke” 😂 tf?

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Dating somebody that belongs to the streets be the worst 😅

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“Happy Monday” is nooooooot for me. A happy Monday does not include work 🥱

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Idk how I end up on peoples’ close friends on IG but.. 🥲

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2022 is in 6 months y’all 😭

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Men are so predictable. On shows... in real life.... 😂

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Is this the retrograde that makes people feel like their partner is cheating? 🤣

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“Omg, you’re so tech savvy!” Me: “honestly, I just googled it.”

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@lobuenosalekaro Un infarto premeditado. Esa es la palabra?

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This meme probably Tika Sumpter’d my life and I refuse to acknowledge it 😩

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My social media algorithm is so ratchet today ✍🏽

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I feel like my future kids are going to say “bro” before they say “mama”. 😭

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@lobuenosalekaro Sounds like we need therapy from therapy 🤣🤣🤣

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I should’ve gotten myself some lipo instead 🤣

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Therapist: doing all these nice things for other people. What are you doing for yourself this week.
Me: I’m not sure. *Hops online and buys expensive shit.* 😭

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@ChantellCorrine I think she’s more Dominican than wrong 😭

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Someone told my mom that their kid’s teeth were falling out. Here goes my mom- “eso es la hookah” 😒