allu

spaam core

[🛸 @itzt3z]

the funniest tik toks be the ones they dont let you save

[yayi @Hudsbian]

i used to open ao3 like it was the morning paper

[yz ☆ @whyyyzed]

lecturer asked the class "does anyone here read?" and someone replied with "not till the end of the month"...

[Sarah Vizla | Mpreg Magician @SASarahsunshine]

I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED SO HARD

[allu @droppjm]

i also hope for dementia to progress faster in me

[allu @droppjm]

you know im happy i can be friends with a guy who i genuinely was interested in and who replaced me with a girlfriend who made him really cute now omg his hair so cute and his mustache gone omg go goth girl go i get it i can’t do thaaat

[allu @droppjm]

oh so addison rae gets to have a having a girlfriend era but i don’t get a boyfriend yet haha why would i crashout

[محظوظه 🇸🇦 @tiyamd5]

لما تكونين حساسه بس بنفس الوقت قويه

[marirang⁷ 🕸️ @luvjmhope]

hoje na terapia que a minha psicóloga me disse “vc percebeu que vc ta presa nesse mesmo ciclo interminável que vc mesma criou e não consegue sair?” e a minha primeira reação foi abrir um sorriso enorme e falar “o bts tem uma música sobre isso” 😃

[gv inacio lula da silva @gentulh0vargas]

faculdade: pabens vc vai pegar dp em 3 materia
bolsa: oi vc gastou tudo
estagio: vc tem que vir amanha as 8
ficante: nao existo
comida: acabei
roupas: preciso ser lavada

[m✧ @halalboozee]

Maybe i am too woke but I'm actually glad birth rates are declining. Not because children are a burden, but because more people are finally realising they're not fit to be parents and that's a far kinder decision than bringing a child into a life they're not prepared for.

[OreoEscribeTwits @ma__juliii]

“Que vuelvan los hombres que regalan flores”

“Que vuelvan las mujeres que se lo merecen"

Que vuelva mi capacidad para concentrarme estudiando

[T🪄 @itsmetihboi]

When all the “I’ll study on Sunday” promises finally catch up with me:

[allu @droppjm]

so i got cousins who play sports, watch sports and my fam can’t remember im a good singer okkk

[allu @droppjm]

my family hearing me sing karaoke and telling me im a good singer THIS IS NOT NEWS CMON

[Sky @hileeknows]

My sexual fantasy is to get full marks after studying the things they took in 6 weeks in 2 hours
زنا fantasy

[allu @droppjm]

I WANT 100 OF HIM

[JK @jungkook_reply]

VIP..

[bigboydara!🏌🏾🖤 @_travisofficial]

me at 22 asking kids what they want to be when they grow up because I'm still looking for ideas.