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writer / artist / photographer / typewriter enthusiast / if you’re here from some stupid comment I made on a post, stay a while. I’ve got more

[dyl @dropthebess]

Plot concept: sentient foldable chair in basement of church has flashbacks to being slammed against the head of a pro wrestler

[dyl @dropthebess]

@EDC40iykyk @Yeenie_Mcbeenie You have a grim reaper profile picture you fucking corn ball

[dyl @dropthebess]

@SWENGDAD @DroverSabr54018 That doesn’t… that doesn’t even address the problem

[dyl @dropthebess]

@colemanvii @grok @jbnxb42 @leichain no shit

[dyl @dropthebess]

@grok @colemanvii @jbnxb42 @leichain Try again, you obsolescent husk. You’re almost there.

[dyl @dropthebess]

@grok @colemanvii @jbnxb42 @leichain @colemanvii The picture very clearly gives you the information you need. Chapter twelve, the brutality of modernity. Put those words into google. It takes less than 6 seconds. You’d get an accurate answer, not the half wrong bs that Musk’s lobotomized AI confidently feeds you

[dyl @dropthebess]

@Kristin_Fiction Did anyone in this thread actually finish the episode…

[dyl @dropthebess]

@CollinRugg It was a satire article you absolute muppet

[dyl @dropthebess]

@daninbluemd @paradigm_buster @CollinRugg Jezebel is a satirical magazine like The Onion

[dyl @dropthebess]

@ThomistAnimals @aestheticsguyy Rome

[dyl @dropthebess]

OP and the entire comment section makes me believe even more in dead internet theory

[Dr. Simon @goddek]

🚨DEVELOPING: Macron, Starmer, and Merz caught on video on their return from Kiev. A bag of white powder on the table. Macron quickly pockets it, Merz hides the spoon. No explanation given. Zelensky, known cocaine enthusiast, had just hosted them. Connect the dots.

[dyl @dropthebess]

@UniqueCrtiq @NAFOrious_BIG @Asandry4 @DeniseDaffodil @NanaBoss_1sBoss @DiedSuddenly_ @PatriotMando17 That’s how a vaccine works, dumbass

[dyl @dropthebess]

Every time I open this app I just get disappointed

[leon alpuche @skyferrori]

WE LITERALLY WITNESSED THE BEST SNL PERFORMANCE EVER, SHE FULLY TOOK IT https://t.co/KjFnFVFibC

[dyl @dropthebess]

@xcreed17 @PicturesFoIder What a dumb ass comment. Did you just want to feel included or something? Jumping and landing are different than accidentally falling head-first backwards onto concrete stairs from 4m up. She died. Have some respect.

[dyl @dropthebess]

@1lexycat @glitchynya As much as I’d love for it to be true, the evidence pointing to Prosobiec being the account owner was pretty easily debunked. The evidence was pretty poor at best. https://t.co/UYwW7KELPY

[dyl @dropthebess]

@Johnny_Ray_Reed @Health00810 @MattWallace888 Ricky Gervais absolutely hates Trump, you dolt

[dyl @dropthebess]

@LymphoBitch @LordRizy @PicturesFoIder that’s definitely not a high school in the US 🤣 they’re all speaking French

[dyl @dropthebess]

Legend

[Scanner News STL @ScannerNewsSTL]

What's St. Louis Scanner News?
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•This is the question we get asked most often when people see us wearing our shirts.
•Our answer?
•Crashes
•Fires
•Crime
•Drownings
•Traffic
•Celebrity Deaths
•Celebrity Birthdays
•Cat Photos
•Personal Photos
•Basically, Dirty Laundry

[dyl @dropthebess]

@dead___canary Damn there’s a phrenology sequel out now?

[dyl @dropthebess]

@karmanokaiten @FoxiHeaven @cutienataliaa @EverythingOOC single ratio

[dyl @dropthebess]

I hate this fucking app and the blatant misinformation it just lets slide. I mean just look at the comments.

[Benny Johnson @bennyjohnson]

Foreign leaders left STUNNED after Joe Biden falls ASLEEP mid-summit, cancels meetings😳