dylan

26. GMU Alum. #HTTC

[davey @jerseyh0mo]

Breathing in hefty lungfuls of smoke as I get explosive diarrhea from salad, the sky turns apocalyptic orange while oil companies drill in protected lands, screwworms are eating cattle alive and the president just paid $6 million for rape. And I’m also able to bet on all of it!

[RJC @RJCcapital]

Trump was able to kill the supreme leader of Iran while working from home at Mar a Lago and you want me to come into the office ?

[Nick Perkins @NickyPerks]

Watching full blown global conflicts on Twitter is the craziest experience of modern life.

War, war, Alabama lands 5 star, F1, Auburn Loss, Epstein, war, Georgia player arrested, missiles.

[Riley @Ri_S_OB]

LeBron never did that

[Pub @PubWanghaf]

Khamenei jestergooned and Donald Trump framemogged him. It’s that simple.

[sc @sxdiqcarter_]

There is no rock bottom, things can always get worse 😂😂

[dylan @drowe_5]

Haven’t tweeted in 3 years this thing still on?

[Douglas A. Boneparth @dougboneparth]

It’s not a Sunday unless you completely waste it and then feel sad around 8pm.

[J.P. Hasson @SonofHas]

Knee didn’t touch the ground, therefore the runner was not down by contact.

Ruling on the field stands as called

[michael @FilledwithUrine]

the lion does not concern himself with attaching a cover letter

[Sopranos World @SopranosWorld]

In New Jersey they put gabagool in the eggs for the Easter egg hunt

[possiblykimrichards @psblykimrichrds]

If my plane crashed and I lived I wouldn’t be surprised, that’s just how life is for me usually

[Amber 💕 @amberschooldays]

U could be having a nice day & then somebody your own age says they bought a house

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

Flash Flood Warnings Issued As Liberal Tears Continue To Soak Nation https://t.co/Axr52LMLlE

[Barstool DMV @Barstooldmv]

LESS THAN 24 HOURS

[dylan @drowe_5]

Cry Eagles Cry

[DraftKings Sports @DKSports]

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