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Droxi Kostik
@droxirox
I will eject my bio through the mouth as the result of involuntary muscular spasms of the stomach and oesophagus. BleK!
Behind you! HAHAHA!
Joined January 2011
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Droxi Kostik
@droxirox
almost 14 years ago
Yay - #
#sockart
live on http://t.co/Y2SozuCF
Droxi Kostik
@droxirox
over 15 years ago
Bet my little brother 5 bucks he couldn't stuff all his body holes with cherios. I lost.
Droxi Kostik
@droxirox
over 15 years ago
Had a school outing to a kindergarten today. Bit boring till I taught a bunch of the yard apes how to brush their teeth with a sharpie.
Droxi Kostik
@droxirox
over 15 years ago
It's not Justin Biebers fault he was born with 2 X chromosomes.
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Columnist: @time. You can read my work in @thebarbedwiretx, @opinion, etc. You hear me on @bbcworldservice, @npr + more.
Droxi Kostik
@droxirox
over 15 years ago
Started calling my my brother 'ill butter'. Say it fast enough and it sounds just like 'little brother'. He has no idea.
Droxi Kostik
@droxirox
over 15 years ago
Someone asked my mother if she'd had botox. She said she has no lines because she never smiles.
Droxi Kostik
@droxirox
over 15 years ago
My teacher said I had mashed banana for brains. So I stuck my finger in my ear then licked it and said 'Yep, banana'.
Droxi Kostik
@droxirox
over 15 years ago
Yesterday my mother said I looked like a spice girl. A what girl?
Droxi Kostik
@droxirox
over 15 years ago
Kid at school ticked me off so during lunch I stuck a note to the wheel of his bike that said 'Spin for bad luck'.
Droxi Kostik
@droxirox
over 15 years ago
Samurai slash to the neck - all maths teachers should get one.
Droxi Kostik
@droxirox
over 15 years ago
Little bro fell asleep on couch. I stuck a muffin down the back of his pyjama pants
Droxi Kostik
@droxirox
over 15 years ago
Tip of the day: Vegetable soup in an empty icecream container looks just like vomit. Mix in grated parmesan for that 'just-barfed' smell.
Droxi Kostik
@droxirox
over 15 years ago
Psycho stalking only works if you follow up with the silent phone call.
Droxi Kostik
@droxirox
over 15 years ago
People love kittens better than cats. How to keep your kitten a kitten: Put it in the freezer every night.
Droxi Kostik
@droxirox
over 15 years ago
Stupid dog wont stop barking. I say 'Mother I'm not listening' but she won't stop. Yap yap yap!
Droxi Kostik
@droxirox
over 15 years ago
Word of the day: Abbreviate. As in 'I'm gonna abbreviate that bitch.'
Droxi Kostik
@droxirox
over 15 years ago
Enterprise gonna blow up in space. Kirk and Spock kiss just in case.
Droxi Kostik
@droxirox
over 15 years ago
Why when they hire teachers they choose the adults with no personalities?
Droxi Kostik
@droxirox
over 15 years ago
Bought a sugared donut. It's hole was all closed up and puckered. So I stuck it on a little stand and wrote 'BAMBI'S BUTTHOLE' underneath.
Droxi Kostik
@droxirox
over 15 years ago
My mother tried to give me a sex talk. I tried not to kill myself.
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