Andrew Varela

Inexplicably loved by congeners & kin. Happy pilot. Bespoke speechwriter: I’m correcting your grammar & rewriting your stuff right now.

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And just in time, God’s grifter Jim Bakker is selling his TV flock CASES of BIBLES to rush to Mariupol. To burn for disinfecting drinking water?

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@gtconway3d Damn you, George, *I* wanted to post that one.

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@kneerecon @TheRickWilson This man IS a tranquilizer & a soporific.

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@RadioFreeTom @blackholetalos Yours was a perfect framing of that barbarous statement; our alarm should be a considered one.

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@tribelaw So each of our presidents did *not* have 1.98 indictments each, using alternative math? This changes everything.

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@RadioFreeTom If only Trump would finally clam up ffs…

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@alfranken Trump’s is a rictus mask instead of a smile or authentic laughter. Can you even imagine a life of humorlessness like this?

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@BettyBowers @hankgreen I’m old enough to remember this model used by Columbia Record Club. In that snail mail world - the early’70s - it took *months* & multiple tries to get out.. almost like a musical membership in MS13 perhaps.

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Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas concealed decades of lavish gifts from a Republican megadonor. The evidence keeps mounting, confirming what we already know: Clarence Thomas is corrupt.

SIGN THE PETITION: Justice Thomas must resign or be impeached! https://t.co/ZFXqSY3fO7

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@UnrealBluegrass Big fan. You’re right (but) being a *candidate* IS performance art.

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@iamAtheistGirl You’re right, but to me he’s marked most by his utter humorlessness. A grimace is not a grin nor a smirk laughter. He’s outside looking in with his nosed pressed against the glass peering into lives of honest struggle & authentic joy. Proof? He doesn’t understand dogs!

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@SykesCharlie Go broke or go home.

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@maklelan I was pleased to see EMS Avenger wearing the T-shirt that homunculus-Dan is wearing. Or is it Meta-Dan? Russian-doll Dan? Dan within a Dan? Steely Dan?

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@iamAtheistGirl Hi AG, I’m glad you’re out on the front lines patiently pushing back on the nonsense. I just can’t do retail, so thx. Any way to generally assess the utility of what you’re doing? Does/has anyone ever thanked you for the exchange & become (even a trivially) more rigorous thinker?

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@SaintLaurant @RonFilipkowski Totally opaque reasons, right? Lemme think on it some more…

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@RonFilipkowski Out out, damned spot?

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@hankgreen Welcome to my town, Hank!

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@MeidasTouch No one’s had the talk with her?

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@BradTakei @GeorgeTakei If I had a dime…

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@KarenAttiah Morticia, FRENCH!!!!

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@KarenAttiah Yes yes yes yes. You’ll never view things quite the same after you fly at-will.