Doctor Parlay 📈

Bloomington South ‘13, CFA, CPA, NWA

*not a licensed doctor

[Doctor Parlay 📈 @drparlay7]

“Some people attack the day. Others don’t. Don’t be like the others. Be the some.” -Dr. Parlay.

(Inspired by people who don’t attack the day like I said to in my last tweet)

[Doctor Parlay 📈 @drparlay7]

@CyrusEshaghoff what’s good weak ass mf

[Doctor Parlay 📈 @drparlay7]

“Making 5 million dollars really isn’t much after taxes” - every black guy ever

[Life and Football @LifeandBall]

🚨BREAKING NEWS: LSU OL Jordan Seaton just SET THE RECORD STRAIGHT…

About this video that’s going VIRAL about him spending his NIL MONEY on the girl in the video…

JS ain’t playing with y’all…

[Polymarket Hoops @PolymarketHoops]

The Miami Heat YouTube channel might have accidentally leaked LeBron signing there… 😳

The video was immediately unlisted and privated.

(via @HeatvsHaters)

[rex volcano @RexVolcano]

the South needs to come up with a better way to address its problems than seceding

[Doctor Parlay 📈 @drparlay7]

2 years later nothing has changed

[Doctor Parlay 📈 @drparlay7]

Wake up
Coffee
Road to glory
Chipotle and a Gatorade
Dynasty
Bevs
More bevs
Gamble
Bevs
Text her
#myday #attacktheday #cantstopdoc

[NBACentral @TheDunkCentral]

The Heat are heavy favorites to land LeBron James 👀

Heat - 46%
Cavs - 23%

[Doctor Parlay 📈 @drparlay7]

I had a good time geomaxing in New York

[Doctor Parlay 📈 @drparlay7]

New York City is a mix of minorities and the richest guy you’ll ever meet in ur life

#kindagrossbutimnottotallysure

[DaltonsHotTakes @DaltonHotTakes]

Rory calling Bryson a performative attention seeker

[Doctor Parlay 📈 @drparlay7]

Jackson Holliday I am thinking about you

[Doctor Parlay 📈 @drparlay7]

Train station security guard was wearing Louis V shades on the clock and smelled like weed.

Take a guess what ethnicity he was?

[AK @Sub_Debt]

@eastvillageguy Backed by hard assets **slaps ass**

[Buford “Hoss” Lee, CFP 🇹🇹 @BufordLee146788]

I love waking up early to get to my internship so I can drink coffee, pretend I’m working, and grind LinkedIn all day

[Doctor Parlay 📈 @drparlay7]

@Heat_Muse @cbain100

[Doctor Parlay 📈 @drparlay7]

@JohnMoneyman2 He’s a 🌿

[Doctor Parlay 📈 @drparlay7]

My friend Jack really wants to become a cop but can’t pass his background check cause he dressed up as George Floyd for Halloween 10 years ago.

Please send all your thoughts and prayers.

#keepthestreetsclean

[Clavicular @Clavicular0]

My new strategy is going to be Geomaxing. The United States is far too brutal of a dating market to compete in, so im going to geomax to countries with poor economies to mog people.

[Doctor Parlay 📈 @drparlay7]

@cbain100 They talked to me this morning

[Sgt Blackout 🫡 @coldcallsniper]

That part of the relationship where being hot isn’t enough anymore, and everything they do just pisses you off

[Doctor Parlay 📈 @drparlay7]

Sit down boy