Maysun

yes I wear crocs, no I do not get embarrassed to go out in public

[emo by blink-182 🌸 @chris_conqueso]

I can’t believe Zohran Mamdani got Modern Baseball to reunite on his first day in office

[Maysun @drpepperoffical]

Breaking news all the tasks I have been procrastinating for weeks took less than an hour total

[Maysun @drpepperoffical]

@sp00kybinch Praise be to the whisker gods

[Maysun @drpepperoffical]

@haphazardlyyyyy I have a flower wreath!

[Maysun @drpepperoffical]

@musicboxdreams @BikeRoutesNJ spotted?? 👀💕

[Nico @_likeashadow_]

Sorry metalcore but 2025 is the year of emo music and I don’t think anything is gonna be able to change that

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

post-hangout affirmations

-i was normal
-there are at least 2 or 3 people alive
who are worse to spend time with
than me
-no one wants me to die
-nobody noticed when i missed my
mouth a little bit & spilled some diet
coke down my shirt

[alexa @alexadoingstuff]

no like

[sarah ✩ @carolinaruins]

being a picky eater is not for the weak like first u have to deal with not liking any food and then u got ppl on ur ass telling you to grow up and eat tomatoes.

[caitie delaney @caitiedelaney]

what’s up YouTube today we’re doing the epic Stanford Prison Experiment challenge

[butch sontag @scorsissy]

how it feels to be the only person in the world who refuses to download and use chatGPT

[Techni-Calli @Iwillleavenow]

Very seriously, AI is breaking people's minds. It is actively harming people. The AI companies know this, but they keep making money, so who cares, I guess.

A quick thread on AI psychosis.

[Dr Pepper @drpepper]

my blood type is Dr Pepper

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

Was getting a Diet Dr. Pepper at Sheetz. Didn’t realize a man was waiting at the soda fountain behind me, so I said “Oh, I’m sorry,” & he replied “Honey, you never have to apologize for visiting The Doctor” & it does sort of feel like I encountered God in disguise.

[Doctor Tom, Esq. @neosovietposter]

every single other person who is driving their car at the same time as me is a fucking animal who should be shot

[mari- tenmocorp™️ marketing executive💜 @mari_tagg]

TWO BEERS INNNN
ALREADY FEELS LIKE ITS ONE OF THOSE NIGHTS
TO FORGETTT