percules

i watch movies and occasionally read a book

[cav empty @cavempty_]

when a girl doesn’t find me funny that’s kind of a problem because that’s what i was banking on

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

date idea: we lay in bed together trying all the types of M&Ms. we create our definitive M&M ranking. everything is beautiful & nothing hurts.

[timothée chalamet's impregnator @indiehamlet]

not now baby. mama's watching the marty supreme post credits scene that just dropped

[verb @sierras_account]

Braddock, PA. 2026 (Note Palantir billboard)

[𝖄𝖆𝖓𝖐𝖊𝖊 @Be_like_yankee]

I love being in the house, man. The crime rate low in here & weed legal

[Rusty 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @ImSmilingRn]

@laserboat999 Fucking to the moody blues #PotentiallyEliteStrokes

[coffee @eventualforever]

very funny that there’s a fandom of teenagers online for House MD. if we try hard enough we can get this done for even more old cable television. let’s run up fancams for the USA Network classic Psych

[percules @drpercules]

@hibsidnolic 🗣️🗣️

[Dustin McGrew @dmcgrew]

Happy first day of spring! #Pittsburgh

[throwbacks @solelynostalgia]

this is what the tiktok ban feels like https://t.co/l9Ha2zLLv5

[Vincent Flibustier 👽 @vinceflibustier]

First day at Crowdstrike, pushed a little update and taking the afternoon off ✌️

[frankie gabagool 🤌 @beantownthot]

“This edible ain’t SHIT!”

Me 2 hours later scooching past someone in the snack aisle at CVS:

[Maine @maine_gov]

maine

[Pittsburgh Scanner @pgh_scanner]

Elliott. Stuben Street. The caller reported that the neighbor took her window air conditioner from her house and installed it in their own.

[ً. @abhorarchive]

if i were to kiss you and then go to hell, i would. so then i could brag to the devils about how i saw heaven without even entering it.

[percules @drpercules]

@PanzerMage @alittlerespite @bondisoldier @owlbeeeee Ideaology not religion lil bro

[Pépito @PepitoTheCat]

Pépito is out (19:40:26)

[Corn Deleted Tweets @DeletedCornTwt]

SHE A PORN STAR GIRLLLLLLLL OHHHHHH FROM THE VALLEY