Dr Planche

Active Crypto Trader and Investor (and sometimes Stocks too) since 2017, Chartist, Web3 Developper in the making (2024). Sometimes memes and shitposts.

[Dr Planche @drplanche]

I’m currently developing bots for polymarket for crypto markets 15 min and 1h.

You can see my progress here: https://t.co/02tKGKypOl

Some test failed miserably but I’m starting to see green ;)

Feel free to message me if you are working on a similar project.

There’s a lot of potential on that platform …

[MASTR @MastrXYZ]

No bro @realdonaldtrump you did not become a fan of crypto.

You became a fan of draining every room you walk into.

You turned this industry into your personal cash extraction machine the same way you turned every business you ever touched into a crater.

The moment you and your family stepped into crypto the market started bleeding as if it already knew what was coming.

Your sons cheerlead the same empty promises you repeat on every stage because the entire family business model has always been the same.

Sell hype.

Vanish before the bill arrives.

It worked for casinos. It worked for steaks. It worked for a university that taught nothing. Now you tried to apply the same formula to crypto and somehow expected it to magically go well.

You called crypto a scam for years.

Then you realised you could use it the same way you used every donor and every supporter who ever trusted you.

Suddenly you loved it.

Suddenly you wanted to be the hero of the sector you spent years mocking.

The only thing you became a fan of is the moment where someone else makes the mistake of believing you.

The market did not collapse because of bad luck.

It collapsed because grifters with political or centralised power tried to turn a technological revolution into yet another staged family fundraiser.

Crypto will survive.

Your reputation in this space will not.

Although here people forget after 5 minutes who rugged them and then happily applaud again.

[Dr Planche @drplanche]

@Khaytweets Hello!!

[Dr Planche @drplanche]

@KuCoin_Web3 41

[Dr Planche @drplanche]

@addicteddotfun Great!! 🔥

[STIMMY @StimFiReserve]

Economy at a Glance

- 1.4% burned
- 31.46 SOL distributed to holders
- 62.92 / 100 SOL jackpot

To date, the Treasury has now acquired an additional 8,787,707 $STIMMY ($10,268 value at time of print) through The House Always Buys Flywheel™

[Dr Planche @drplanche]

@codegamedotfun 👀

[Dr Planche @drplanche]

Just got my Player ID: X-CODE-18-1362 🎮

Join the game!

@codegamedotfun

[Addicted @addicteddotfun]

$20M+ volume in 24h.

Still peanuts.

Solana Gaming Supercycle just waking up.

[Dr Planche @drplanche]

@nuradeeeen of course !

[Dr Planche @drplanche]

If you have not started yet your @addicteddotfun $WEED farm (not the real one, it's a web3 videogame), here's an invite code ( you will need one) :

8BS22222

At theses prices (not fully public yet!!!), I am already farming the equivalent of 200$ a day! Don' miss out

[Dr Planche @drplanche]

@Stanley45438379 Hi 👋 I follow back!

[Dr Planche @drplanche]

@thequeenofmm Yes it is

[Dr Planche @drplanche]

@Leooweb3 Nakamigos all the way

[Wendy O @CryptoWendyO]

SEC LOOKING TO LAUNCH “INNOVATION REQUIREMENTS” FOR CRYPTO COMPANIES.

Basically, removing old outdated requirements that don’t make sense in 2025z

Today is WONDERFUL!

[Dr Planche @drplanche]

@3orovik I expect an announcement today. It’s obvious market manipulation

[Dr Planche @drplanche]

@rami_hashimi @grok Choose me @grok

[Dr Planche @drplanche]

@neonsol_ Why 105 and not, let’s say $102

[Dr Planche @drplanche]

@poe_real69 💯

[Dr Planche @drplanche]

@anonsweb3 Have to buy memecoins to lose it all