Punished Pooch

graduate of dr pepper med school, adopted from high kill shelter, voted Most Normal Guy Ever six consecutive years in a row

[tajín sprinkler @armaanification]

as a gay person you must understand and leverage the fact that this technique can literally build a career. you can excel in really any facet of life, so long as you hone a keen sense of when to deploy ‘i luuurrve these shoes..’

[Punished Pooch @DRPOOCHENSTElN]

macon county being "pretty good"

[Brian Peotter @Brian_Peotter]

If you are a young newlywed, and want a bunch of christian kids. Consider this map and build your homestead

[Punished Pooch @DRPOOCHENSTElN]

@screentitty going to library school rn and this is so inspirational. i'd be riding that high for months

[Punished Pooch @DRPOOCHENSTElN]

real ass credible true bomb threat 40 minutes away from where i live at an alcohol plant. it's like they took my ocd thoughts about the nuclear power plant located 30 minutes the other way and multiplied them tenfold

[vkeiclipz @vkeiclipz]

malice mizer - illuminati (1998)

[Punished Pooch @DRPOOCHENSTElN]

my grandma describing a lesbian wedding and saying "well... one of them is the man. and one is the woman. i don't really understand any of that."

[Punished Pooch @DRPOOCHENSTElN]

@carolin43691451 oh caroline i am so sorry that is awful :( be kind to yourself

[Mr. P. Explores @ExploresMr]

Like a cathedral of industry, the stacks of the long silent blast furnaces of Bethlehem Steel in Bethlehem, Pennsylvania.

[Yeowkeye @Yeowkeye]

Diary Of A Wimpy Kid deadass has better OCD representation that most media

[pablo dickasso @chicocloudy]

crab chain is cold as hell

[Punished Pooch @DRPOOCHENSTElN]

holy freaking moly

[lio @lanashotspot]

might i suggest you don’t fuck with my sis

[indy of the rotund table @therotundtable]

some more Annautuq lore, here he is with the wildlife research intern Violet who found him between two dead walruses

she walked him half a mile to an abandoned building where she protected him from polar bears and looked after him for 4 DAYS!!!

he is named after her father <3

[Mike Truk ⛁ @Wallop4000]

i Feel Like Shit because i Slept Weird and Not Because i Drank a Bunch of Whisky and Smoked a Bunch of Weed and Cigarettes and Then Ate a Bunch of Yogurt and Then a Bunch of Mike & Ikes and Then Immediately Went to Bed

[Alex. @squirrelypatz]

He looks like if a hound made a wish to be bovine

[manic nixon dream girl @kennixonette]

love the way he spits the sand out then goes right back to take another mouthful of sand

[Punished Pooch @DRPOOCHENSTElN]

ok here come the ranked competitive jerkers

[a series of tubes @cbdmoonrock]

this is absolutely tmi and i do not care: i make myself cum using only my imagination nearly every single day and i've been on ssris for years and years. you literally don't need porn. you are bad at jacking off. do better

[Punished Pooch @DRPOOCHENSTElN]

sufjan stevens should be able to serve you a cease and desist and also mail you gorilla shit for putting his music into this mess

[Washingtons ghost @washghost1]

I’m sure a lot of you have had conversations just like this when it comes to politics

[Meggy @igetsoinspired]

I’m not allowed to watch these